Justin Scaife
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I doubt I'll be any better at this than I was at Twitter, but it's worth a shot
A crossover where Benoit Blanc shows up at the end of a John Wick movie and describes every single death that just happened
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
A crossover where Benoit Blanc shows up at the end of a John Wick movie and describes every single death that just happened
The tough thing is that the alternative isn't much better. The only team that really just let a guy walk was Washington with Cousins, and it led to 6 years wandering in the Smith/Haskins/Heinicke/Wentz/Howell desert before ending up with Daniels.
December 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The tough thing is that the alternative isn't much better. The only team that really just let a guy walk was Washington with Cousins, and it led to 6 years wandering in the Smith/Haskins/Heinicke/Wentz/Howell desert before ending up with Daniels.
It all trickles down. It's the way it is because Smith wants it that way and Smith is the OC because Tomlin wants it that way and Tomlin is the HC because the Rooneys want it that way. This is Steelers football, and it isn't changing anytime soon.
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It all trickles down. It's the way it is because Smith wants it that way and Smith is the OC because Tomlin wants it that way and Tomlin is the HC because the Rooneys want it that way. This is Steelers football, and it isn't changing anytime soon.
People said this exact same thing about the Patriots 2 years ago.
The most important thing is to figure out the QB. If you get that right, you'll be amazed how many of those other problems go away.
The most important thing is to figure out the QB. If you get that right, you'll be amazed how many of those other problems go away.
December 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
People said this exact same thing about the Patriots 2 years ago.
The most important thing is to figure out the QB. If you get that right, you'll be amazed how many of those other problems go away.
The most important thing is to figure out the QB. If you get that right, you'll be amazed how many of those other problems go away.
Wait you didn't find out about Epstein from Conan's podcast?
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Wait you didn't find out about Epstein from Conan's podcast?
We kind of got close to that this year with Mateer didn't we?
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
We kind of got close to that this year with Mateer didn't we?
Yeah it was pretty obvious just looking at their schedule that when they got to their NFC East stretch it would start looking better. Need to see at least one good game against either Detroit or Green Bay at the end of the year too.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Yeah it was pretty obvious just looking at their schedule that when they got to their NFC East stretch it would start looking better. Need to see at least one good game against either Detroit or Green Bay at the end of the year too.
Every child is a horcrux
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Every child is a horcrux
I'm not sure if it's better or worse that they ran 42 plays today. Only running 30 plays against the Chiefs is still one of the craziest NFL stats I've ever seen.
December 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm not sure if it's better or worse that they ran 42 plays today. Only running 30 plays against the Chiefs is still one of the craziest NFL stats I've ever seen.
The Vikings and Chiefs were eliminated on the same day. If you'd told me that before the season I would have expected to be happier about the season than I am now.
December 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The Vikings and Chiefs were eliminated on the same day. If you'd told me that before the season I would have expected to be happier about the season than I am now.
There are about 7 teams that need to draft a QB and only 2 or 3 QBs worth drafting. So "need" might not mean anything.
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
There are about 7 teams that need to draft a QB and only 2 or 3 QBs worth drafting. So "need" might not mean anything.
1917. One of the most immersive experiences I've had in a theater. Felt shellshocked when I left.
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
1917. One of the most immersive experiences I've had in a theater. Felt shellshocked when I left.
This reminds me of one of my favorite movie-related experiences: a guy sitting next to me on a flight watching "In the Heights" with no headphones, just subtitles
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This reminds me of one of my favorite movie-related experiences: a guy sitting next to me on a flight watching "In the Heights" with no headphones, just subtitles
Basically. Saying, "Oh wow you had to sign some old guy because you don't have a good young QB sitting 3rd on your depth chart." As opposed to in the past, when there were apparently enough QBs for every team to have 3 good starting options?
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Basically. Saying, "Oh wow you had to sign some old guy because you don't have a good young QB sitting 3rd on your depth chart." As opposed to in the past, when there were apparently enough QBs for every team to have 3 good starting options?
God I love this. Just a perfect example of how there has been so much football through history that almost everything imaginable has happened. Makes it even more special when someone genuinely does something no one has ever done before, like Jalen Hurts turning the ball over twice on the same play.
December 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
God I love this. Just a perfect example of how there has been so much football through history that almost everything imaginable has happened. Makes it even more special when someone genuinely does something no one has ever done before, like Jalen Hurts turning the ball over twice on the same play.
How confident are you that that wasn't what he meant?
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
How confident are you that that wasn't what he meant?
I am so incredibly pumped for the new Avatar movie
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I am so incredibly pumped for the new Avatar movie
Yeah he has an interesting coaching history. Basically made a ton of money in a hedge fund, retired, funneled a lot of that money into a high school football team, made himself the head coach of that team, then parlayed that success into a college job.
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Yeah he has an interesting coaching history. Basically made a ton of money in a hedge fund, retired, funneled a lot of that money into a high school football team, made himself the head coach of that team, then parlayed that success into a college job.
Not going to happen, but KOC and Burrow would be a fascinating pairing to see. Two guys who are convinced they know the right way to run an offense and stubborn about doing anything else.
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Not going to happen, but KOC and Burrow would be a fascinating pairing to see. Two guys who are convinced they know the right way to run an offense and stubborn about doing anything else.
I haven't seen all of them, but of the ones I've seen I'm not sure there's been one I actually liked since the original. I think it's possible that dinosaurs just aren't that interesting. Which makes Spielberg's achievement even more incredible (I personally think it's his best movie)
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I haven't seen all of them, but of the ones I've seen I'm not sure there's been one I actually liked since the original. I think it's possible that dinosaurs just aren't that interesting. Which makes Spielberg's achievement even more incredible (I personally think it's his best movie)
Been a while since I've seen either 2 or 3. Which was the one where a kid takes out a raptor using gymnastics?
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Been a while since I've seen either 2 or 3. Which was the one where a kid takes out a raptor using gymnastics?
Only if the defender meets all criteria for it to be a catch. Control, 2 feet down, and then some element of time (either a third foot or a football move).
December 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Only if the defender meets all criteria for it to be a catch. Control, 2 feet down, and then some element of time (either a third foot or a football move).
So after reading the rulebook it still seems a little unclear to me. But I think the answer is if the Chargers had fumbled on the return the Eagles could have won by picking it up and scoring, but any other outcome and the game would be over.
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
So after reading the rulebook it still seems a little unclear to me. But I think the answer is if the Chargers had fumbled on the return the Eagles could have won by picking it up and scoring, but any other outcome and the game would be over.