what are the charges?? eating a plant?? a succulent???
May 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
what are the charges?? eating a plant?? a succulent???
former president bronco bomba
May 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
former president bronco bomba
Blue Bionicle Going Down on You From the Back (ASMR)
May 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Blue Bionicle Going Down on You From the Back (ASMR)
Reposted by da wet watah monkey
We are just a couple of jorking it girls and guys
April 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We are just a couple of jorking it girls and guys
i am the human bop-it!! i can:
flick it
pull it
spin it
twist it (not my preference)
flick it
pull it
spin it
twist it (not my preference)
May 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
i am the human bop-it!! i can:
flick it
pull it
spin it
twist it (not my preference)
flick it
pull it
spin it
twist it (not my preference)
off to my job to stand eerily still at the men’s wearhouse next to the actual mannequins
April 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
off to my job to stand eerily still at the men’s wearhouse next to the actual mannequins
the next pope is going to be a 14 year old japanese-italian kid named hideki lasagna (he will also be the first pope to pilot an evangelion unit)
April 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
the next pope is going to be a 14 year old japanese-italian kid named hideki lasagna (he will also be the first pope to pilot an evangelion unit)
a cuck never tells… 😶🌫️
April 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
a cuck never tells… 😶🌫️
gonna start referring to my asshole as “the slug”
April 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
gonna start referring to my asshole as “the slug”
Reposted by da wet watah monkey
Walk around with a shirt that says bowl fart. Not cuz it’s an original one-liner from a cool podcast, just cuz I like farts shaped like bowls
April 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Walk around with a shirt that says bowl fart. Not cuz it’s an original one-liner from a cool podcast, just cuz I like farts shaped like bowls
(seeing a voicemail notification from my good friend, the boy who cried wolf)
i wonder what he has to say today
i wonder what he has to say today
March 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
(seeing a voicemail notification from my good friend, the boy who cried wolf)
i wonder what he has to say today
i wonder what he has to say today
(dialing 911)
hi yeah I just saw Kermit- yes sir the fuckin frog- climbing into the bang bus. All by himself, no pilot
hi yeah I just saw Kermit- yes sir the fuckin frog- climbing into the bang bus. All by himself, no pilot
March 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
(dialing 911)
hi yeah I just saw Kermit- yes sir the fuckin frog- climbing into the bang bus. All by himself, no pilot
hi yeah I just saw Kermit- yes sir the fuckin frog- climbing into the bang bus. All by himself, no pilot