We are lucky that they are this fucking stupid.

I hadn't heard of them before so I went on a Wikipedia deep dive. I just learned there is a National Abolition Hall of Fame. Thanks for the knowledge!

He wants to build the Middle East version of Atlantic City.

The trend continues of every summer being the coolest summer of the rest of our lives.

How much did this cost to build? This would be cool to implement in my home town.

Laying on your chest is also an appropriate spot for an emergency puppy.

Remember when presidents used to make controversial pardons in the last days of their term instead of the first?

He has a sharpie. If he can change the path of a hurricane with it, crossing out the word "Mexico" on maps is easy.

Mainstream Media: "Elon makes an awkward arm gesture."

Deep Earth Instability?