Justin Monorail
@justinmonorail.bsky.social
Zaddy Monorail if you're nasty. Walt Disney World, Universal Orlando, and SeaWorld fan. Star Wars is in my DNA. I bleed Tennessee Orange. Black Lives Matter LGBTQ+ Ally #SaveTheMuppets He/Him
Maybe my favorite HHN food item???
September 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Maybe my favorite HHN food item???
Taking our talents out West! Prepare yourself, Cali.
August 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Taking our talents out West! Prepare yourself, Cali.
Current status...
August 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Current status...
Best show in the best park. Facts.
August 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Best show in the best park. Facts.
Add this to the list of things I wish I didn't know existed!
August 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Add this to the list of things I wish I didn't know existed!
Important sippy cup updates... sippy cupdates...
July 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Important sippy cup updates... sippy cupdates...
It's friggin bats.
July 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It's friggin bats.
I get the idea behind them, but this year's smokey greys don't do it for me at all. They look like something I would have designed, and that's not good.
July 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I get the idea behind them, but this year's smokey greys don't do it for me at all. They look like something I would have designed, and that's not good.
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
June 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
Saturdays are for boat drinks.
June 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Saturdays are for boat drinks.
As of yesterday, I have officially been a Floridian for 6 years. Really thought I'd have made my own Florida Man headline by now.
June 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
As of yesterday, I have officially been a Floridian for 6 years. Really thought I'd have made my own Florida Man headline by now.
The lobster taiyaki is better than it has any business being.
June 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The lobster taiyaki is better than it has any business being.
This is the one I've been waiting for!
June 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is the one I've been waiting for!
I Florida'd today!
May 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I Florida'd today!
This is a trucker hat. The beard is the bill... I think I need it!
May 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is a trucker hat. The beard is the bill... I think I need it!
A theory... I think people that love Disney's Animal Kingdom will also love Universal's Epic Universe. Two very different parks, but I feel like both may feel lacking to people who focus too much on attractions. If you love exploring, storytelling, immersion and details, you'll probably love both.
May 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A theory... I think people that love Disney's Animal Kingdom will also love Universal's Epic Universe. Two very different parks, but I feel like both may feel lacking to people who focus too much on attractions. If you love exploring, storytelling, immersion and details, you'll probably love both.
Post a pic from ~10 yrs ago
This feels appropriately timed. Unfortunately I was not cast in Happy Gilmore 2.
This feels appropriately timed. Unfortunately I was not cast in Happy Gilmore 2.
May 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Post a pic from ~10 yrs ago
This feels appropriately timed. Unfortunately I was not cast in Happy Gilmore 2.
This feels appropriately timed. Unfortunately I was not cast in Happy Gilmore 2.
It was a Duffman kinda Friday afternoon.
May 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It was a Duffman kinda Friday afternoon.
Brews around the Zoo has become an annual tradition for Kacie and I. Looks like we've got a beautiful day "on tap" for the 2025 edition! See y'all in the VIP tent! Also, here's a little throwback pic to one of our first dates.
April 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Brews around the Zoo has become an annual tradition for Kacie and I. Looks like we've got a beautiful day "on tap" for the 2025 edition! See y'all in the VIP tent! Also, here's a little throwback pic to one of our first dates.
Thanks to @tpr2020.bsky.social I finally nailed it. Never waste a photo op! #disney #hauntedmansion #disneyworld
April 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Thanks to @tpr2020.bsky.social I finally nailed it. Never waste a photo op! #disney #hauntedmansion #disneyworld
These things have me in a chokehold. So freaking good.
March 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
These things have me in a chokehold. So freaking good.
Drinking local today.
March 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Drinking local today.
Where my Severance Vols at????
February 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Where my Severance Vols at????
Sure sex is great, but have you ever had...
February 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Sure sex is great, but have you ever had...