Justin M
justinmm2.bsky.social
Justin M
@justinmm2.bsky.social
Here for dogs, whisky, politics/protesting, M:TG, and urbanism. I also sometimes pair movies with whisky, and talk about them.
🏡: DC
(Seeking employment! I'm an ex-Googler who does DevOps-y things, and knows Linux, Kubernetes, and cloud environments well)
I like the pre-made patties; they visually resemble meat ! They're really sensitive to cook times, but if you're not digging them to this degree, I admit cook times may not be the issue..

But if this is the, like, roll stuff, I can't attest to that..
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This makes me want to scream. I've used useful prediction markets before. They worked because they were manned by insiders. If you don't have people with inside information, it's just a guessing/betting game!
December 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
someone *saw* survivors, rather
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It's all Hegseth trying to save Hegseth. There was a second strike for a reason; we didn't do it for fun, or because we just wanted to be sure. We did it *someone* survivors, and he's trying to tell us "well, that part wasn't me". He's using macho talk to throw Admiral War Crimes under a bus.
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Happy Gilmore 3: The Khitomer Massacre is about a mysterious 19th hole that's actually a tear in the space-time continuum; McGavin realizes the error of his ways, adopts a new persona, and ultimately finds redemption as LJG Richard Castillo. The Boothby subplot is the emotional heart of the film.
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
(Sorry, to clarify, to the best of my knowledge it's otherwise unavailable!)
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It looks like I got 90% of them from YouTube; I can't seem to DM more details, but my email is my @ + gmail if that helps. It took a bit to curate/fix, but these are/were the YouTube IDs of the first few, I believe:
1) C-kAKZeHm-0
2) 6ZWIgz6uV0s
3) 9QeZ4Q2YzQU

(PS - TYSM for your book rec thread!)
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I did a short thread on my love for it in August (and MTV's Amp!). I was able to source much of the run (~66 eps), but not all. It was so fun, and I had no idea how many now-famous people are in it (Pedro Pascal! Christina Hendricks! Katee Sackhoff! Lauren German, Anna Silk, etc.)
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I did think it very obvious that he doesn’t care that virtually no one else is around to do these things with him. “We” is around, but he’s content to be alone, so long as he gets to have sex 🤢Like, he’s talking about falling for “Zosia”, but they’re all the same!
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'd read that! Maybe it's b/c I'm a man, but I (also) viewed it as a warning about materialism (and therefore capitalism?). Either he knows he's trading his eventual autonomy for materialist baubles (AF1! Trips to Bilbao!); or he doesn't care to know/ask; or he's decided it's inevitable. None great!
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Imagine ranking humans! (at all!)
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Imagine being jealous of Thanos
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
.. as built. Not the way it was *intended*. The code did exactly what it was supposed to. But there was an unexpected behavior we didn't predict.

So the real fun after that was: when we fixed it, did the fix introduce new failure modes?
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
.. up! Admittedly, this isn't strictly true: bugs in things like DNS or on routers themselves can absolutely affect huge chunks of the internet.

But that time we routed all of our global traffic through a single router in Osaka? That wasn't a router bug, that was our system functioning exactly..
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
.. erase the following machines: "" (instead of like "machine1, machine2, machine3"). Turns out when you passed an empty list ("") of machines, it thought you mean *all* machines. So it wiped tens of thousands of machines.

Those machines could have been serving just fine if we hadn't messed them..
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
.. we had code that would erase disks on a list of decommissioned machines. Someone ran it once, and it had an error midway through. So they ran it again. Since the first time partially ran, the machines were flagged as not needing to be erased. So when it ran the second time, the software said..
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
.. bugs in utility code than by the glue they use to string up those components and/or ensure they remain reliably running. They're very large, complex systems that attempt to run large, complex systems. The interactions aren't often predictable. A famous incident from a previous employer was when..
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I have to confess to being somewhat skeptical of the original proposition. Yes, code was copied around; but by design and at the intent of the original authors. But while bugs in code cause problems, a lot of these large service providers (AWS, Cloudflare, Google, etc.) are less affected by..
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I mean, I do think there's some element of losing credentials or getting doxxed by RW'ers, but still, dignity is more important, especially when the alternative is sending the message that you're powerless against authoritarians. OK, you get booted from the plane. You'll live. He'll do it anyway!
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I understand why the guy who designed the tariff program might say these things!
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm concerned that MPD would "take orders" from someone who isn't... MPD. Like, even if my house were broken into and taken over, I still don't get to boss MPD around to get it back. The federal government is no different, and the USIP HQ isn't a government facility.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM