The ICE situation is so bad that Happy Meals now come with documentation to prove that Grimace is allowed to be in the country.

Fatherhood is choking down the cranberry juice, orange juice & cheese sandwich your 4 year old made you while pretending like it’s butter poached lobster from The French Laundry.

One of the fun things about being a WFH techie parent is that you’re never really sure if a technical issue is because a component failed, or if your kid just unplugged a random wire somewhere.