I don't understand these people who say, Capt'n crunch cuts the roof of their mouth this does not happen to me. I believe they weren't formed by the crunch, they didn't accept the crunch as their cereal of choice, the captain has never done me wrong, Long live Sir Captain Crunch!

Boston sports fans are the worst fans in sports, nothing as toxic as a Boston Patriots fan. Tom Brady has a losing record in Miami, and Tua is undefeated in games he starts vs N.E. and the NY Jets. Bill Simmons and his fellow fans can't stand it.

Elon Musk is danger to society.