Justin Higdon
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Justin Higdon
@justinhigdon.bsky.social
*He/him
*Soros-funded globalist antifa thug from Hell
*Working on a podcast called:
"The Craziest County in America"

"I don't dig the cocaine.
And I don't fall for wine.
But if you want to know the truth,
An adrenochrome fiend is a friend of mine."
@jessicawakeman.bsky.social just happened in Jackson County (Macon and Swain are next when the system crumbles)
June 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The Fontana Regional Library system is about to bleed out and die from 1000 cuts. Thank you for covering the Yancey mess. It looks like nobody will get to escape Christian nationalism dancing on the grave of public libraries.
June 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Great work, as usual.
April 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
You could host a reality tv show where contestants have to come up with these, and then the audience or judges vote. The winner could get a cash prize and the losers receive rhyming dictionaries.
April 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You're nailing all of the interviews. Stay the course, because you're cutting a path for everybody else
April 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
April 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Wait. Is that not how we're supposed to eat them all the time? I thought raw (unsoaked in booze) gummy bears were poisonous. Learn something new everyday...
March 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
AOC 2028
March 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Even more nervous after realizing half the country would do the same. Doubling down even after death. Fuck.
March 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM