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Let’s just use Roomba sales volume. It’s a few hundred $, they’ve sold 50M in 5 years, and sales are declining.

Seems like a fertile market for $20k robots manufactured my an infamous snake oil salesman.
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My favorite assumptions are: 1) people having $20k to afford a robot at home 2) said individuals will accept damages to floors/walls/countertops due to weight, dexterity, etc. issues 3) there’s a market for 1 and 2 that goes beyond ~10k households, tops.

But sure, Baron, there will be 10M by 2027 🤡
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Just saw Seth clarified the win rate is based upon 2.5 seconds, so my theory only holds up if average time to throw is decreasing over that 5 year period.
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I would be interested in seeing average time to throw to see if there’s a correlation. With more 2 high safeties and shorter routes, the ball is getting out faster, so less time for the edges to get home.
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🛥️
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Force multiplier 🤡. Do you want to unpack that, then circle back and do a deep dive on that when we have more bandwidth?

GTFO
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Bro literally trading Love away from his fantasy team mid-game.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
WTF? Just guessing out there?!?!
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Found her. She was at Frank’s house.
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November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
We might have 90 deals in 90 days. Oh, wait…next year it will be amazing guys. Just wait.
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
No doubt; ETN in the flat had room for days.
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Last 3 drives on offense picked up 1 first down (scramble my Lawrence). Team loss.
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Reach out touch faith
Your own personal groin
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I got this, fam.
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November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Justin is young, so I’ll give him a pass, but does he not realize Ron Burgundy also has Baxter?

If you can tame a raging Bear, I want that duo in the trenches with me.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Trump trying out his best Jerry Jones impression. Nailed it.
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
What became of your footlong sub, Clarice?
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November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Clearly a desperate response to Cam Little breaking the record.
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Affordability is our goal! Also, check out the new bathroom all of you paid for.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Gentlemen, this is incredible work. Thank you for your service.
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM