Justin Gibson
@justingibson.bsky.social
Writer, illustrator, human, guy, etc.
This hamster just made the best latte I’ve ever had.
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This hamster just made the best latte I’ve ever had.
Me, whenever I see one of the many ads for Nickelodeon’s Henry Danger that plays on Paramount Plus: “They made a TV show about Henry Darger??”
The TV: “Henry Danger.”
Me: “They made a TV show about Harvey Danger??”
The TV: “Henry Danger.”
Me: “They made a TV show about Harvey Danger??”
September 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Me, whenever I see one of the many ads for Nickelodeon’s Henry Danger that plays on Paramount Plus: “They made a TV show about Henry Darger??”
The TV: “Henry Danger.”
Me: “They made a TV show about Harvey Danger??”
The TV: “Henry Danger.”
Me: “They made a TV show about Harvey Danger??”
Best email subject lines I’ve gotten this week: “Irene Ryan was scared of getting hit with tomatoes” and “Justin, your 2023 sandwich report just dropped!”
December 28, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Best email subject lines I’ve gotten this week: “Irene Ryan was scared of getting hit with tomatoes” and “Justin, your 2023 sandwich report just dropped!”
Sister-in-law: "Roy Orbison's wife made a perfume."
Me: "What's it called? Ooby Dooby?"
SIL: "Pretty Woman"
Me: "Oh, that makes sense."
Me: "What's it called? Ooby Dooby?"
SIL: "Pretty Woman"
Me: "Oh, that makes sense."
August 31, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Sister-in-law: "Roy Orbison's wife made a perfume."
Me: "What's it called? Ooby Dooby?"
SIL: "Pretty Woman"
Me: "Oh, that makes sense."
Me: "What's it called? Ooby Dooby?"
SIL: "Pretty Woman"
Me: "Oh, that makes sense."
I think mentioning pets in an obituary is nice, but using the term "furbabies" gives me pause. Please don't cancel me for this hot take!
August 27, 2023 at 6:01 PM
I think mentioning pets in an obituary is nice, but using the term "furbabies" gives me pause. Please don't cancel me for this hot take!
Had a dream that the wife and I were arguing over whether Chucky (the evil doll) wore glasses or not. She insisted that he had little reading glasses on his nose.
August 22, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Had a dream that the wife and I were arguing over whether Chucky (the evil doll) wore glasses or not. She insisted that he had little reading glasses on his nose.