Love to post on the app where no one exists
April 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Love to post on the app where no one exists
How are you guys finding this??
February 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
How are you guys finding this??
I am going to become morning gym guy.
If I don’t reply to this post proving I was at the gym before work everyone is allowed to throw broken glass at me
If I don’t reply to this post proving I was at the gym before work everyone is allowed to throw broken glass at me
February 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I am going to become morning gym guy.
If I don’t reply to this post proving I was at the gym before work everyone is allowed to throw broken glass at me
If I don’t reply to this post proving I was at the gym before work everyone is allowed to throw broken glass at me
Thought I was getting sick but I think I just drank too much strawberry soy milk
February 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Thought I was getting sick but I think I just drank too much strawberry soy milk
New BCNR is good. I can smile once again
January 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
New BCNR is good. I can smile once again
Benched for the first time in two months and my shoulder is STILL fucked??? This is so stupid.
January 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Benched for the first time in two months and my shoulder is STILL fucked??? This is so stupid.
About to go to the gym for the first time in two months, this is gonna feel so bad I might cry
January 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
About to go to the gym for the first time in two months, this is gonna feel so bad I might cry
I may never drink again. I value being able to drive home at any time and sleep in my own bed far too much. Why have I trapped myself in this prison
January 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I may never drink again. I value being able to drive home at any time and sleep in my own bed far too much. Why have I trapped myself in this prison
Watching Crash (the worst movie ever made) and knowing these lines are written by this guy is blowing my mind
January 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Watching Crash (the worst movie ever made) and knowing these lines are written by this guy is blowing my mind
I think I’m finally permanently banned on Twitter for telling Elon to kill himself
January 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I think I’m finally permanently banned on Twitter for telling Elon to kill himself
Alright I’m back from Japan and I’m gonna hit the gym so hard I’ll be the hottest I’ve ever been
January 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Alright I’m back from Japan and I’m gonna hit the gym so hard I’ll be the hottest I’ve ever been
Have been on vacation for two weeks and am convinced I have lost every ounce of size and strength, need to go psycho mode in the gym the moment I get home
January 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Have been on vacation for two weeks and am convinced I have lost every ounce of size and strength, need to go psycho mode in the gym the moment I get home
Jay walked in Japan and they spanked my ass raw in the town square
January 2, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Jay walked in Japan and they spanked my ass raw in the town square
Being mildly drunk on the subway in Japan is torture. Everyone is so quiet and I want to both whip and nae nae right now.
December 31, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Being mildly drunk on the subway in Japan is torture. Everyone is so quiet and I want to both whip and nae nae right now.
Tomorrow is my last day of work and then I leave for Japan for three weeks. I’m gonna come back wearing the most fucked up pants you’ve ever seen
December 24, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Tomorrow is my last day of work and then I leave for Japan for three weeks. I’m gonna come back wearing the most fucked up pants you’ve ever seen
I really wish Pinegrove didn’t have a terrible band name because they’re actually just incredible
December 1, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I really wish Pinegrove didn’t have a terrible band name because they’re actually just incredible
Do I really need a job? I’d love to not have one
December 1, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Do I really need a job? I’d love to not have one
Have to work tomorrow
November 27, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Have to work tomorrow
Being single and also not on any dating apps means I really gotta dig deep for the motivation to clean my apartment
November 26, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Being single and also not on any dating apps means I really gotta dig deep for the motivation to clean my apartment
Posted a bunch of random crud I have sitting around my apartment and made $1500. I’m gonna buy a Ferrari
November 26, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Posted a bunch of random crud I have sitting around my apartment and made $1500. I’m gonna buy a Ferrari
I love stupid game for idiot
November 24, 2024 at 10:13 PM
I love stupid game for idiot
Can’t wait to get home and shave my moustache and then immediately realize it was a mistake and I look worse
November 24, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Can’t wait to get home and shave my moustache and then immediately realize it was a mistake and I look worse