Had to take my grandfather to the ER today. The triage nurse asked him if he was hard of hearing and he responded, “no, I’m deaf.”

How much judgment do we think I’ll face if I steal some of my nieces plates with the dividers to eat my lunch off of? Is it worth it to not have my raspberries and chicken bites dangerously close to touching?

Since about the age of 25 my skin has gotten worse and worse. Today my waitress asked me what foundation I use and told me my skin was flawless. It’s the little things 🥹

Last minute makeup for a last minute show tonight!

Smart music industry professionals: Make sure you apply to play at festivals early! It looks bad if you don’t!

Me: *submits application 35 minutes before the deadline* I’m a terrible person.

Every morning I like to kickstart my anxiety with a game of “will my coffee overflow?”

I told myself I couldn’t handle anymore social media apps but here I am.

Yes, it can happen again. 👀