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Justine Tunney
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I built a C library that lets you compile 12kb static binaries that run natively on Linux, Mac, Windows, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, NetBSD and BIOS using just GCC/Clang.
September 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Cloudflare believes blocking AI crawlers is more important than DNS, SSL, E-Mail, Logs, etc. Why else would it be the first thing in their navigation? This feature isn't exactly brand new.
August 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Why do mobile apps show me notifications about things I've done? Gee thanks Tesla, I didn't know I was just supercharging my car. Gee thanks Gemini, I had no idea the research report I just read on my desktop had been completed. The list goes on.
August 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Living in Chernobyl poses less risk to your health than eating out of plastic bags and containers. Prove me wrong.
June 14, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Reposted by Justine Tunney
I gave two talks at @qt-project.org Contributors Summit 2025 in Munich 🥨

One about @justine.lol 's Cosmopolitan LibC wiki.qt.io/QtCS25_-_Com... and one about Qt Creator Extensions wiki.qt.io/QtCS25_-_Qt_...

I think it went well 😅
QtCS25 - Compile once; run everywhere - Qt Wiki
wiki.qt.io
May 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I loved Star Wars as a kid. I memorized it, talked about it, and waited eight long years for the prequels. They didn't end up being the films I wanted. I thought what is all this scheming? Where's my clear story of good vs. evil? But looking back I think they were the films we needed.
May 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
So Let's Encrypt is now having certificates expire in six days. That must mean it's feasible to crack a key in less than three months, right? Is anyone familiar with the state of the art?
April 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
April 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The worst thing about modern video codecs is they make everything look AI generated. Even watching a 1080p video on YouTube my brain is telling me it's fake but I know it's not.
March 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Be careful what you eat the next time you're in Europe. The EU recently authorized larvae as a filler additive in pasta, breads, cheese, etc. They're required to put larvae on ingredient lists, but restaurants could use it without telling you. eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-conten...
Implementing regulation - EU - 2025/89 - EN - EUR-LexLog inEnglish
eur-lex.europa.eu
February 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Basically you have to think of BSB vs. NSYNC the same as Nintendo vs. Sega. All the good kids played Super Nintendo and listened to Backstreet Boys.
December 13, 2024 at 12:02 AM
If your GitHub project has more commits than stars, it might be time to reconsider where you're focusing your energy!
December 8, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I built a new JSON library. It runs fast, builds fast, is easy to modify, fully passes JSONTestSuite, and is fuzzed by AFL. github.com/jart/json.cpp/
GitHub - jart/json.cpp: JSON for Classic C++
JSON for Classic C++. Contribute to jart/json.cpp development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 16, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Rewrite it in Cosmopolitan Libc! github.com/jart/cosmopo...
November 12, 2024 at 10:17 PM
November 12, 2024 at 10:13 PM