Turkeys are available all year, in fact their hunting season is in spring. People don't eat them because a pain in the ass to cook and the meat isn't worth it so outside of the holidays they don't bother.

Are you ok? Sheesh.

Days to thaw. Days to brine. Then you cook. It's a week a long thing. I make great turkey, but it remains turkey.

Yes I'm factoring that in. And then brine time. It still counts.

I meant more they're just writing stuff for clicks and can't be taken very seriously. Or shouldn't be, anyway.

oh they don't count

Did anyone really think that?

If they say shit I'm going open the Epstein hose and they know it, so I bet this will be a real quiet holiday.