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yea, it’s me.
22 years distilled down into one 24” x 12” box.

*MSM my former boss put me in for literally the day after this was ordered not shown.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Two weeks ago* I officially retired from the US Army after 22 years of mostly honorable service.

Today I picked up my little retirement gift to myself.

*I’ve been slowly separating since my heart attack last year, the Army just moves very slow.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Absolutely not.
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Poor guy had to deal with Ramadi 05-06 AND be married to her?

I hope he has a great mental health professional on his side.
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Does she not realize that the federal shutdown and the complete ineptitude/maliciousness is EXACTLY why they were protesting DOGE/Trump/etc?

How the fuck is she consistently of the dumbest fucking opinion on any given subject?
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Goodbye, buddy.

I’ll love you forever.
October 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Sammy has been struggling for a bit. It’s time. He’s tired.

I don’t want him to even have a day where his suffering outweighs the love we have for him, and I’m worried we’re quickly approaching that point.

I’m losing my best friend.
October 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Vibe check.
September 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Do fun things.
September 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Proof of life update.

Went to the Sox game with an old friend last night. Fenway was electric.
August 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
August 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
As one does.
July 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Also - Hamilton is doing well.
July 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
After owning a house with a pool and doing all the pool maintenance myself for about a year, I have finally had enough.

So today I finally purchased this little robot cleaner fella and I’ve honestly never loved anything as much as I love it.
July 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My first running 100+ mile month.

I’ve become everything I once used to hate.
July 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
For some of you with MAGA’s in your life:
July 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
July 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Here’s a picture of our last exchange student going through the packages and letters that were awaiting her when she arrived.
July 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Decide for yourself.
June 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Are you stupid or just dumb?
June 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
When Brian Wilson toured for the Pet Sounds 40 year anniversary in Northampton, MA - 2006
June 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Decided I needed a new car.

Got a new car.
May 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Also if you’ve been wondering how long my hair has gotten…
May 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Sup.
May 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM