Justin Carinci
@justincarinci.bsky.social
Jokes, jobs, transportation. Sometimes birds. Personal account of a communications director.
I love them. I’ve planted literally hundreds of seeds and had only two plants survive that I know of.
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I love them. I’ve planted literally hundreds of seeds and had only two plants survive that I know of.
We found this nice bunch
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
We found this nice bunch
Or we could just shut it down and create something better. I propose a Jason Narducy-Lizzo discourse.
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Or we could just shut it down and create something better. I propose a Jason Narducy-Lizzo discourse.
Thanks, and sorry if I helped perpetuate a misconception.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Thanks, and sorry if I helped perpetuate a misconception.
I read (or maybe wrote? Can’t remember.) such a story. Soldier held a set of keys in his hand when they were all standing at attention so when he fell asleep the sound of keys hitting the floor would wake him.
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I read (or maybe wrote? Can’t remember.) such a story. Soldier held a set of keys in his hand when they were all standing at attention so when he fell asleep the sound of keys hitting the floor would wake him.
In that case, I’m not clicking
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
In that case, I’m not clicking
At least they didn’t put peas in it.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
At least they didn’t put peas in it.
Wait wait wait wait wait, they’re trying to distract us from Epstein but calling it “southern spear,” which sounds like some euphemism from a romance novel?
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Wait wait wait wait wait, they’re trying to distract us from Epstein but calling it “southern spear,” which sounds like some euphemism from a romance novel?
She pointed at the black cloud in the sky
Said that's what happens when you're learning to fly
Said that's what happens when you're learning to fly
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
She pointed at the black cloud in the sky
Said that's what happens when you're learning to fly
Said that's what happens when you're learning to fly
Absolutely. I thought it was ancient when I was growing up.
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Absolutely. I thought it was ancient when I was growing up.
Mushrooms are good (regular or wild) with spinach or greens. Cheddar or a crumbly cheese is good. Sometimes little red pepper dice. Precook the veggies to get the volume and water down.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Mushrooms are good (regular or wild) with spinach or greens. Cheddar or a crumbly cheese is good. Sometimes little red pepper dice. Precook the veggies to get the volume and water down.
Here’s an example where the original is the clearest, despite being somewhat awkward. Adding a comma would create confusion over whether the lavish legal drama was a description of Frankenstein or a second list item.
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Here’s an example where the original is the clearest, despite being somewhat awkward. Adding a comma would create confusion over whether the lavish legal drama was a description of Frankenstein or a second list item.
We took the kids there just before it got famous and they didn’t have any trouble with it. I guess it’s adult bodies that have the hardest time.
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
We took the kids there just before it got famous and they didn’t have any trouble with it. I guess it’s adult bodies that have the hardest time.
Activating the aloof wife-guy vote
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Activating the aloof wife-guy vote
I respect an anthem with glorious flower garlands too
November 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I respect an anthem with glorious flower garlands too
🎵 Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits. 🎵
Des plus brillants exploits. 🎵
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
🎵 Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits. 🎵
Des plus brillants exploits. 🎵
Congratulations!
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Congratulations!