Justin Avery Smith
@justinaverysmith.bsky.social
Writer, Comedian, ADHDer
Trekker, Jedi Sentinel
Temu Elijah Wood
(he/him/his)
Trekker, Jedi Sentinel
Temu Elijah Wood
(he/him/his)
This will go down as the moment Jonathan Bailey and Cynthia Erivo jump started puberty for an entire generation
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This will go down as the moment Jonathan Bailey and Cynthia Erivo jump started puberty for an entire generation
“Max would like you to bring back 8 track tapes. Bear would like to stay at the White House for the summer. None of them wanna pay taxes again. Ever.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Max would like you to bring back 8 track tapes. Bear would like to stay at the White House for the summer. None of them wanna pay taxes again. Ever.”
I need Jon M. Chu to give me a Disney+ mini series about their origin story
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I need Jon M. Chu to give me a Disney+ mini series about their origin story
I can’t wait to see the look on my grandkids’ faces when I tell them I saw Avengers: Endgame on opening weekend
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I can’t wait to see the look on my grandkids’ faces when I tell them I saw Avengers: Endgame on opening weekend
Has a politician Single White Femaled another one like this before?
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Has a politician Single White Femaled another one like this before?
Mamdani is everything he accused Schumer and Pelosi of being, yet he’s been as nice to Mamdani as he has to Putin. Like what??
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Mamdani is everything he accused Schumer and Pelosi of being, yet he’s been as nice to Mamdani as he has to Putin. Like what??
Between the Trump/Mamdani meeting and Wicked For Good girl is pure evil for announcing this when my brain can’t hold space for it
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Between the Trump/Mamdani meeting and Wicked For Good girl is pure evil for announcing this when my brain can’t hold space for it
My brain has been downloading this image all day and it’s still not even close to being fully installed
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My brain has been downloading this image all day and it’s still not even close to being fully installed
AG of Oz, Pam Bondi
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
AG of Oz, Pam Bondi
Trump is what it would be like if all of Kirk’s lines in Star Trek 6 were just this
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Trump is what it would be like if all of Kirk’s lines in Star Trek 6 were just this
Me applying to my safety school
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Me applying to my safety school
“Fuck off, pedo”
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
“Fuck off, pedo”
“Are you more of a visual or hands-on learner?”
Me:
Me:
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“Are you more of a visual or hands-on learner?”
Me:
Me:
Nicole Kidman needs to recreate this photo in celebration of no longer being married to the guy who just performed at Mar-A-Lago
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Nicole Kidman needs to recreate this photo in celebration of no longer being married to the guy who just performed at Mar-A-Lago
Force sensitives are neurodivergent in this essay I will…
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Force sensitives are neurodivergent in this essay I will…
I wish Matt LeBlanc posted like this more often
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I wish Matt LeBlanc posted like this more often
When exactly was it “the best time” to have ties to Epstein?
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
When exactly was it “the best time” to have ties to Epstein?
- Not everyone had a Full Stomach even before the shutdown
- No, but it is a gen*c*de holiday
- Only when he’s written by J.K. Rowling
- Considering Earth has existed for 4.5 billion years and Nazis have existed for about 100 of those years, I’d say no
- No, but it is a gen*c*de holiday
- Only when he’s written by J.K. Rowling
- Considering Earth has existed for 4.5 billion years and Nazis have existed for about 100 of those years, I’d say no
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
- Not everyone had a Full Stomach even before the shutdown
- No, but it is a gen*c*de holiday
- Only when he’s written by J.K. Rowling
- Considering Earth has existed for 4.5 billion years and Nazis have existed for about 100 of those years, I’d say no
- No, but it is a gen*c*de holiday
- Only when he’s written by J.K. Rowling
- Considering Earth has existed for 4.5 billion years and Nazis have existed for about 100 of those years, I’d say no
My favorite thing about Keanu Reeves is that he wears a black trench coat and sunglasses, but what makes him cool is that he’s the nicest guy in the history of Hollywood
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My favorite thing about Keanu Reeves is that he wears a black trench coat and sunglasses, but what makes him cool is that he’s the nicest guy in the history of Hollywood
I don’t see why people are so upset about a government shutdown. When has government ever turned you on?
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I don’t see why people are so upset about a government shutdown. When has government ever turned you on?
The only thing Schumer needs to hear until he resigns
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
The only thing Schumer needs to hear until he resigns
ADHDers after committing to something without thinking it all through way through
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
ADHDers after committing to something without thinking it all through way through
Good luck moving into Debra Messing’s old apartment unless you’re over 40 years old and a cop
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Good luck moving into Debra Messing’s old apartment unless you’re over 40 years old and a cop