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out with the truckers and the kickers and the cowboy angels

celtics, valkyries, bike racing, tasteful snare fills
we did it anyway and had a great day
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
if you’re coming by car: welcome! we have convenient parking right at the museum and various pricing promotions to incentivize you to do so! we love you!

if you’re coming by bike: if you’re dumb enough to try it don’t yell at us when your shit gets stolen
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
thank you fitness app but I spent 6 hours in transit with a 1 year old today, gonna need more than calming music
October 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
the person who did the bad bari weiss post is also a hardhitting muckraking journalist who is not afraid to take on a mob, trust me
October 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
did a car write this
September 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
September 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
August 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
August 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
lol
August 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
related, this one from last night cracked me up
August 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
yeah man, there's a dead concert happening in the park, you don't have to call the cops about it
August 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
in case the incredibly intricate wire sculptures weren't enough evidence, this wall text at the SF MOMA ruth asawa retrospective (incredible, go) proves she was the most patient woman to ever live
July 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
look at me, knowing my cheesy 90s synths
July 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
declaring the end of smashburger supremacy, hope you all enjoyed it while it lasted
July 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
????
July 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
really could've used a front rack when I bought a new coffee maker a couple weeks ago
June 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
anyone know what this is? doesn't look very law enforcement official
June 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
May 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
wonderful illustration of my pet theory that americans don't actually believe traffic laws are real, they believe they're elements of a game where you try to evade enforcement and recognize that once in awhile you'll lose and get a ticket but generally you can beat the house
May 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
these "doctors" are the most contemptible people i can imagine
May 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
May 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
i have a high tolerance for doing boring things on a bike but this person might be unwell
April 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
edward abbey nailed this 50 years ago:
March 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
practicing my spanish via the subtitles on a spanish women's U23 bike race. i should probably find a job.
March 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
couldn’t help myself from checking what the leading website committed to protection of the first amendment has to say about the trump DOJ’s open threats to criminally prosecute educators for the political content of their teaching, and, well
March 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM