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jay
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I don't wanna be here. just waiting for bluesky to make private accounts.
also coolgrowing on twit
i had an ICQ number but only so the little green dot on Trillian would be lit up
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
still not slacking on the thirst trap tho lmao
February 7, 2026 at 3:42 AM
February 7, 2026 at 3:04 AM
oh thank god you were worrying me
February 7, 2026 at 12:52 AM
imagine telling someone twenty years ago "actually the asshole on bluetooth isn't so bad cause at least you only have to hear them talk"
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
nah i'm good
February 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
send me to that video store and i'll come back with late fees
February 5, 2026 at 12:08 AM
and every netflix production is filmed in jersey what's ur point
February 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
govt is paying them not to farm
February 2, 2026 at 6:21 AM
February 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
69 hours? did you chisel it into a runestone?
February 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
OH FUCK OFF I JUST MADE A UR MOM FOLLOWS THIS ACCOUNT JOKE CAUSE I THOUGHT DIET COCKIE WAS A TYPO MAGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
January 31, 2026 at 10:55 PM
ur mom follows this ac- oh wait i see ok
January 31, 2026 at 10:54 PM
you're worrying about milking posts when you're tweeting collaring posts!!
January 31, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Tf are you talking about the posts are coming from inside the house
January 31, 2026 at 6:30 AM
def sounds cute but i'm also just like "ah so now I'm just gonna notice whenever lea wears sheep stuff, huh?" LMAO 😂
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I have extreme self control so I don't even know why too lmao
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Sorry can't hear you
January 30, 2026 at 6:47 AM
for the past five days the only music i have listened to was jazz before today
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 AM
me on bubble: i'm on an airplane and gonna freak it 🛩️
January 29, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I have my screen black/white in the morning so it's easier on my eyes. I didn't look closely at the icons and thought you posted both.

"Lmao no way you could do that. Not even cause you don't have one cause of your personality."
January 29, 2026 at 12:48 PM