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Matija [Justice Mouse]
@justicemouse.bsky.social
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I draw terrible sketches I never post
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justicemouse.bsky.social
I'm no artiste but I made this and want to post it. Tried to draw what I think a female cardinal (cadinale? cardinaline?) would look like, to atone for my improprieties.

#mspaint #doodle
Microsoft paint line drawing of a Nun looking vaguely cardinal-esque. 'Cardinale' appears in copperplate writing.
February 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
justicemouse.bsky.social
Why does this look like a gta v loading screen?
Sir Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier
January 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
justicemouse.bsky.social
Day one on XHS ended in me seeing Chinese people being racist towards a photo of a homeless aboriginal woman
January 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
justicemouse.bsky.social
My gf said this doodle was nice. I call them ‘Tals’ and they have two thumbs and pouches.

Pls read the alt text for more details because I goofed up with drawing the tree
Chicken scratch notebook sketch of two anthro marsupials. A woman sits in the foreground in a long skirt and bare chest. Her long ear is pierced. A man stands behind her, dressed in a long robe with either hand holding the woman’s shoulder and a stick. Behind them is a hut and a spindly tree, separated from them by a wire fence with metal plates.
November 29, 2024 at 7:52 AM
justicemouse.bsky.social
He did it everyone

Okay so art is hard but I drew this on my phone the other day
Worm’s eye view of Donald Trump carrying bearded-baby J D Vance in his left hand. Trump raises his right hand behind him at an odd perspective. Trump’s head obscures a banner behind/above him that reads ‘DUMP ____E.’
November 10, 2024 at 9:48 AM
justicemouse.bsky.social
What's everyone's favourite Rankin/Bass character?

Mine's Shit Miser
November 5, 2024 at 8:03 AM
justicemouse.bsky.social
Scratched together this here profile picture to make myself at least a little distinct. Every pretentious artist such as myself needs one, after all :)

The compression makes it look quite bad as a profile picture though lmao
A self portrait on a red canvas using shades of yellow for the hair and outline. The figure is captured from the shoulders-up at a 2/3rds angle. Both eyes are visible. The ears are obscured behind roughly neck-length hair that is quite thick. The hair is wiry with various shades of yellow, gold, and green. The eyebrows are bushy and likewise yellow. The eyes are outlined in crimson with dark green for the iris and blue for the sclera. The shape of the nose is shown with crimson and orange lines. These is a dark bag visible under the left eye in orange and crimson. The shape of the lips are shown in orange and crimson. The shadow under the hairline, the jawline, and on the shirt is shown in orange.I don't know how to describe an image very well.
October 24, 2024 at 11:39 AM
justicemouse.bsky.social
And finally we have my most recent piece: 'EU vs USA'

We're finally getting political commentary! Spicy!

I worked on this on and off over the course of perhaps a month. I tried to have an even amount of things for EU and USA... but shit, EU politics is boring!

Can you tell I've a leftist bias?
2024/Jul/22nd: 'EU vs USA' A variety of charicatures of different politicians/political things. In the top half is EU: Andrew Tate sits behind prison bars; the Communists and the SocDems are busy stabbing each other to death; the Greens are too stoned to do anything; Macron and von der Leyen are smugly thinking 'we fucking hate gypsies,' and are dressed like big babies. That one Hungarian MEP they caught in a gay orgy during covid is thinking about men kissing while the disembodied spirit of Orban watches (he also looks uglier than usual because I'm bad at freehand). A fascist is pissing himself while doing a nazi salute. Former Yugoslavia is a literal trashfire. And a small wooden puppet dances :) In the bottom half is the USA: A poorly-drawn Biden grimaces in fear at a giant ice-cream cone with an evil grin. The Greens are too stoned to do anything. A person in an anarchist hat drinks starbucks. A disney adult screeches about the opposition being Darth Vader. That one emoji of the yellow guy throwing his hands up in utter despair. Scrooge McDuck with his eyes blacked out counts the money he earned by being a parasite. The Westboro Baptist Church guy from that video where he said God hates Australia for being gay. A libertarian is creepily putting his arm over a young woman. A MAGA guy points a rifle and calls the opposition communists. Trump smugly rides in on the Buraq, calling himself the Mahdi. There is a can of whole chicken. Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell, the disney adult, and the MAGA guy all assert that 'GEORGE WASHINGTON IS GOD!' All the while an eyeless, cylindrical figure looms over everyone, bearing the CIA seal as dried blood drips from its mouth. If only I knew about 'blue MAGA' and knew more about what was happening in Europe with the AfD and allat I coulda put more in.
October 24, 2024 at 10:46 AM
justicemouse.bsky.social
Home stretch... almost done with the backlog. These are:

'OCTOPUS SWIMMING,' '450px-M26_C373_comp,' 'managers,' and 'RINGO MOVIE.'

I'm not certain, but I think the source for the mushroom image I edited is this website: flipanim.com/anim=q5tzmhra
2023/Dec/10th 'OCTOPUS SWIMMING' An image of an octopus in the ocean with grey text in super mario font that says 'has sex once/ dies' 2023/Dec/11th '450px-M26_C373_comp' You should've heard my wife laugh when she saw this <3. The third impact from End of Evangelion with poorly compressed and cropped mcribs overlaid over the crosses and the sphere in her hands (idk I never saw the movie). I love my wife <3 2023/Dec/14th 'Managers' Artwork of an angry super mario mushroom with the text 'managers when they have to manage.' I'm not certain, but I think it comes from this website: https://flipanim.com/anim=q5tzmhra 2024/Feb/29 'RINGO MOVIE' Hey, Happy Valentine's Day! Just kidding, I'm not slow. But when you love like Ringo then every day can be as happy as Valentine's Day. Or Christmas, dare I say! This is that meme where one person is lining up at one ticket booth while a whole crowd is gathered for another booth, except here there's four ticket vendors: one for each of the Beatle's biopics. Ringo obviously has the most, because everybody loves Ringo! Peace and love! Text at the top says 'THE "MODERN" SOCIETY'
October 24, 2024 at 10:25 AM
justicemouse.bsky.social
4 dumps in a row? I should see a doctor! (yes I reused the joke from the deleted post but I didn't want it to go to waste).

'Mall of America,' 'Repetitio Ad Infinitum,' 'Lario,' 'ID EGO SUPEREGO.'
2023/Aug/4th: 'Mall of America' A woman on the right eats I think some mochi. She sits at a green table. Her skin is yellow, her hair is pink, her shirt is mauve (or lilac idk), the bun is beige, and the filling is blue. On the left is the writing 'Mall of America' written to look deliberately childish. In the top left in the background, red and orange mall cops beat a light blue guy with purple batons. The drawing is made in a similar crayon style to 'Tomato-Shaped Friend' and 'Share.' I like this kinda artstyle and I wanna use it more often. I made this based on an outing my wife went on that day (she's not really my wife but at the same time nobody was actually beaten). Look at the cute beauty spot next to her mouth :) 2023/Oct/27th: 'Repetitio Ad Infinitum' My first boomer comic. A guy receives a text saying 'I'm bored, let's do something,' at 4:27. He responds 'Okay, let's do something,' at 4:33. He waits. 4:30. 5:00. 5:30. His smile fades to a frown. At 6:30 his phone vibrates. He reads the following texts: '...' sent 6:19 'Bored' sent 6:22 'Are you busy?' sent 6:30 This isn't a dig at my wife I love her very very very much and I'm immensely proud of her <3 2023/Oct/31: 'Lario' TRULY THE SPOOKIEST THING IN ALL-HALLOWS EVE! Luigi DOMINATES the left half of the screen, stretched sideways slightly. In green Mario(R) font reads 'Lario.' When I was a child and first got SM64DS I thought his name must've been Lario. 2023/Nov/15th: 'ID EGO SUPEREGO' My first ifunny meme (don't go there; too many unfunny racists). There are three images stacked horizontally and labelled. The first image, labelled 'ID,' is that of Ana from the anime 'Shimoneta.' Her character is known for being lascivious. This is because the id is the impulsive, animalistic part of the self. Also, I heard her voice actress died of cancer not long after and that still makes me really, really sad to think about. The second image, labelled 'EGO,' is a 'wojak' (feels guy) with microcephaly (small brain) crying behind a mask of a 'wojak' with macrocephaly (big brain). The implication is that he's an idiot and knows it, but is pretending to be smart nonetheless. This image was chosen because the ego is said to be the rational self that weighs the desires of the id and the superego. The third image, representing the 'superego,' is a closeup of the guy from the 'you should kill yourself now!' meme. This image was chosen because the superego is said to be the altruistic self that deals with the learned standards and morality of the group environment... obviously suicide isn't somehow altruistic, but you get the joke, right? Right?
October 24, 2024 at 10:11 AM
justicemouse.bsky.social
I already posted this but forgot to link it to the thread. Then I deleted the post instead of just linking it in the replies. Man I'm dumb.

'Share,' 'Spring,' 'robofarto,' 'Stuck'

Lemme rush through the alt descriptions again...
2023/Mar/5th: 'Share' Pink guy, azure hair, navy shirt, grey pants. Yellow girl, lime hair, purple dress, green tights. Both holding heart because both are in love, naturally. They are not filled in 23/Mar/6th: 'Spring' Beam of light partially outlined in purple reaches up to a white sphere outlined in yellow. The sphere bears a lowercase alpha and omega in blue. A blue line rests at the horizon line. Blue tendrils extend up from the blue and white tendrils down from the white. It is on a grey field. Black space in the top two corners is separated by beige lines 2023/Mar/21st: 'robofarto' Okay so this was supposed to say 'robot fart' in Japanese but I got the accent wrong so now it says 'ropotto faato.' It is black writing on a pink background 2023/Apr/13th: 'Stuck' Blue ice field beneath a blue sky. A dark blue line represents the horizon and extends down as a fissure in the ground. The artist recognises that he should've made the ice white but would like to point out that over a year and a half have now passed holy shit where has the time gone :(
October 24, 2024 at 9:45 AM
justicemouse.bsky.social
Two in a row? What, am I dreaming?

'Cumulus,' 'Untitled,' 'Tomato-Shaped Friend,' and 'drawing requiest.'
2023/Feb/27: 'Cumulus' A series of dark black storm clouds encircling a clearing in the sky. A single cloud rests in the middle, considerable distance separating it from any other cloud. There are more clouds on the bottom half than the top due to the artist's laziness. First one I actually really tried on. I intended to keep chipping away at it until the whole outer perimeter was dense clouds, but I gave up. Doesn't the middle one look so lonely? 2023/Mar/3rd: 'Untitled' A pink field with the traditional chinese character for 'love' drawn in black, along with a black squiggle that I don't believe means anything. Black speckles have been airbrushed over the characters. A love umbrella has also been airbrushed with the Japanese katakana characters for 'so' and 'ma' respectively, certainly something that has no personal connection to the artist whatsoever. I think there's also a triangle as well, but all the airbrushed strokes are hard to make out. 2023/Mar/3rd: 'Tomato-Shaped Friend' A tomato with arms and legs with green hair, hands, and feet smiles at his friend, a girl with an orange dress, brown stockings, yellow skin, and green hair. The tomato appears to be floating due to the rushed nature of the artwork. They are on a sky blue background. The characters are outlined in the Microsoft Paint crayon tool with solid colours filled in afterwards, leaving a white outline. The childish appearance of the piece is the artist's attempt at being happy. 2023/Mar/3rd: 'drawing requiest' The title is a typo that was not corrected out of laziness. A crudely drawn Patrick Star reads a newspaper talking about a then-hypothetical Iraq war. A crudely drawn Thomas the Tank Engine smiles in the background, seemingly oblivious to the horrors about to unfold for the citizens of Iraq and the American soldiers who would lose their lives to satisfy the generational grudges of the Bush family.
October 24, 2024 at 9:26 AM
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See, what's keeping me is how tricky it is for me to come up with alt text cuz idfk what I drew.
It's time for another dump:

'cold,' Perserverence,' 'Bassilisk,' and 'Breaking.'

Look, you can see I almost tried with the second one :)
2023/Feb/19th: 'cold' A series of white strokes on a teal-blue field forming several worm-like shapes and a single cruciform figure in the centre. Incidentally, this was drawn just under 2 months before I formally joined the Church so it could very well be that (but I don't remember). Forgetting just makes the art richer, I suppose... 2023/Feb/23rd: 'Perserverence' A series of black, white, blue, pink, and green lines spread across a black field from left to right, converging at a point at about the left quarter of the screen. I believe I imagined it as a stream of lights travelling from left to right, breaking at about the 1st quartile. 2023/Feb/23rd: 'Bassilisk' A barely visible grey figure with red eyes hidden behind a frantic pattern of black and faded red lines, forming a black mass that obscures its form. I'm not sure why I'm writing all this out since I doubt anyone's going to read this. Penis. 2023/Feb/24th: 'Breaking' A black field with an irregular white line of varying thickness and sharpness spanning from the bottom-left to the top-right. It appears to be a growing crack in the black material, or perhaps where a strip has been torn out. Maybe it's a metaphor for the artist's growing frustration with his lot in life. We will never know.
October 24, 2024 at 8:51 AM
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Another 'art' dump for y'all.

'Zion,' 'Piss and Misery,' 'Tumult,' and 'milk.'
2022/Jul/11th: 'Zion' A man bearing a staff standing in a white field of dunes between two palm trees (I think). In the distance is a city on a hill, with the sun behind it. Rays of sunlight streak across the sky. 2023/Feb/19th: 'Piss and misery' Yellow and red diamonds broken up by yellow, orange, red, and brown shapes and black lines. I think there's a frowny face on the right. 2023/Feb/19th: 'Tumult' A black field with black, red , and purple streaks on it. A white outline is visible on some strokes from where the fill tool was used to make the canvas black. 2023/Feb/19th: 'milk' A black field with black, pink, and mostly white streaks.
October 22, 2024 at 10:35 AM
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Second batch of old art that I'm drip-feeding here. I told you they weren't very good ;)

'Kitty Sueno,' 'Sharp Ouchies,' 'Shoe,' and 'Sociedy.'
2022/Jul/7th: 'Kitty Sueno' A grey cat on a blue field sleeping. A thought bubble illustrates the cat's face as it holds a red fish in its mouth. 2022/Jul/8th: 'Sharp Ouchies' A series of irregular black-outlined shapes airbrushed onto a white field. There is the silhouette of a bunny's face in each of the bottom corners, one of which has a smiley face. 2022/Jul/8th: 'Shoe' A light blue shirt on a white field. The inside portions of the shirt are coloured in a darker shade: a rare example of shading and depth in my early works. A road with a billboard on the right and a large sign in the background, pointed left. The billboard features a large, bare-breasted woman with the phrase 'BUY LEGO' written underneath. A single spotlight sits atop the billboard. A lone figure stands in the road, looking at the woman. The sign in the background is in the shape of a left-pointed arrow that says 'FREE RICE CAKES!' 7 figures are lined up to the left, presumably waiting to get their rice cakes. In the foreground, a smouldering car is seen to have crashed into a tree trunk. This is a deep societal commentary.
October 21, 2024 at 2:24 AM
justicemouse.bsky.social
I’ve also been practicing my cross-stitch, too! I’m just starting out - so far it’s a lot like pixel art. Here’s a Spheal I made :)
Spheal, cross stitch, with a purple dotted border. I forgot to erase the pencil marks I used to not lose my place Same cross-stitched Spheal, with ‘Spheal’ embroidered at the bottom flanked with two love hearts
October 18, 2024 at 9:00 AM
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As promised, here's the first batch of my older (never before seen!!!) art. I started these on my laptop back in 2022. Respectively, they are:

'hort,' 'Squor,' 'Sus,' and 'Bee Your Pants.'

More to follow.
2022/Apr/19th: 'hort' A collage of dull-coloured brush strokes consisting of blues, oranges, purples, reds, and blacks. A series of hollow, red hearts sits in the middle of the frame, dominated by a large, solid, red heart in the centre. Within the heart are four black four-pointed stars, half of which are warped to almost lines. 2022/May/18th: 'Squor' A series of overlapping colourful squares of various sizes on a white field. Each square has a black outline. 2022/May/30th: 'Sus' A compressed, poorly drawn 'Among Us' crew mate on a black field. The word 'Sus' appears alongside it, also compressed, in black, white, and grey. 'Amogus' has been drawn on the canvas with a white airbrush tool, and a smaller crew mate has been scribbled in the bottom-left corner with the airbrush tool. White flecks have also been airbrushed across the canvas randomly. 2022/Jun/7th: 'Bee Your Pants' A series of orange, yellow, and brown hexagons on a brown field. All but one of the hexagons (an orange one) possesses a black outline. A poorly-drawn bee has been scribbled in the centre with a black and yellow pen tool, bearing a yellow ':3' face. The words 'BEE YOUR PANTS' has also been drawn on the canvas in red capital letters.
October 18, 2024 at 4:47 AM