Just found out that jimmy buffet doesn’t sing the if you life pina coladas song and feel like I’ve been transported to some weird parallel universe where that’s the only different thing.

Interesting how dudes who read books at bars are always on the first couple chapters amiright

Yo #tucson stop going to fucking starbucks so they’ll stop building these shitty traffic jamming drive thrus on every corner.

Got three vaccines last night and I thought I’d get powers but I got, like, the opposite of powers. I have a fever and my skin hurts and standing up makes me lightheaded and I’m posting on Bluesky. Something’s off.

Just gonna yell about shit on here I guess.

"If you saw someone stealing food; no you didn't"
Poster spotted in Manchester, UK

Joining new social media platforms to remind the world the pro wrestling is effin’ sick and it’s weird that some people don’t like it.