@nmfh.bsky.social you need to post more with all these invites

Just realized astrology is just fantasy football for women on hinge and now I'm less judgemental about it. We all gotta have our hobbies

@tacobell.bsky.social you don't respond on Twitter or on your website. I will use all 7 of my followers here to get at you if you don't refund me for being gaslit by your drive thru worker

Thrawn looks like a blue Elon and I'm gonna hate looking at that face

ESPN is firing basketball people and somehow Mark Jackson isn't one of them?

You can tell conservatives never have taken even basic chemistry class when some of them think 'cis' is actually a slur short for 'cissy'. Read a fucking book

Desantis is gonna be so pissed when he finds out all these foreigners are coming to MLS and taking American jobs. He'll probably put Messi on a bus to Martha's Vineyard

Why do we shame people for not adopting dogs and yet don't give people any shit for not adopting kids?