A miserable little pile of secrets.

Can confirm, Monster Hunter 3U on the 3DS is a significant upgrade partly because there's no motion controls to deal with.

I'm just getting back to playing games with actual guides again after like 20 years. I remember lugging that giant prima games Golden Sun 2 physical copy guide around because I wanted to make sure I saw all the cool shit. Fuck it, I'm taking the guided tour. Life is short

I kinda like the inclusion of an Otacon/March 7th hybrid to Metroid. Nintendo is good at doing silent protagonists whose personality is shaped by the supporting cast, so I'm interested to see where this goes

No but for real though, my current pngtuber model is made from hacked together stock images of medieval armor, random effects in Krita, and a chroma key error that accidentally looked really good. AI could never match my level of bumblefuckery

I was literally talking to someone about this the other day. We live in a world where it would probably be really difficult to play and beat every really excellent game in one lifetime, assuming you actually have other shit to do. There's no need to buy slop.

Hear me out: You can even do a dual version thing, where one version is in the past and plays almost the same way that the anime Mushi-shi watches, and then a present version where you play as more of a field medic and feels more adjacent to Pokemon Ranger

Honestly, I find him kinda charming. He's definitely not something we've done in Metroid before, but I dunno. I'm willing to give him a fair shake.

Yeah, that's because Pokémon is effectively Disney. Even the equivalent of the straight to VHS 90s sequels is still a decently fun romp through a familiar world. I'm probably skipping out on Z-A, just isn't for me for a number of reasons, but Pokopia is shaping up to be incredible

This just means her official Job is Time Mage and she's both a very high level and can be used in my current Five Job Fiesta run. A win is a win

We're one step closer to Cyber Sleuth or .hack VR shenanigans

It's a big fat middle finger to Probably Lord Byron Specifically, what do they mean Bechdel test?