JustDave
@justdavedean.bsky.social
Drummer for Railing and Lizard Skin
DJ at Blow Pony, Coffin Club, Mad Hanna and around PDX
Weird queer person
Fiercely left as fuck
Fix-it guy
Punk, goth, metal
Fishnets
Chickens
DJ at Blow Pony, Coffin Club, Mad Hanna and around PDX
Weird queer person
Fiercely left as fuck
Fix-it guy
Punk, goth, metal
Fishnets
Chickens
Nicky Minaj:
"Wobble-y wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin’/ Ass so fat, all these bitches’ pussies is throbbin’/ Bad bitches, I’m your leader/Phantom by the meter/ Somebody point me to the best ass eater"
Also Nicky Minaj:
“I’m concerned about the Christians”
"Wobble-y wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin’/ Ass so fat, all these bitches’ pussies is throbbin’/ Bad bitches, I’m your leader/Phantom by the meter/ Somebody point me to the best ass eater"
Also Nicky Minaj:
“I’m concerned about the Christians”
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Nicky Minaj:
"Wobble-y wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin’/ Ass so fat, all these bitches’ pussies is throbbin’/ Bad bitches, I’m your leader/Phantom by the meter/ Somebody point me to the best ass eater"
Also Nicky Minaj:
“I’m concerned about the Christians”
"Wobble-y wobble, wo-wo-wobble, wobbin’/ Ass so fat, all these bitches’ pussies is throbbin’/ Bad bitches, I’m your leader/Phantom by the meter/ Somebody point me to the best ass eater"
Also Nicky Minaj:
“I’m concerned about the Christians”
Screenshot of Gaza today on Google maps showing an area that’s been updated next to one that hasn’t
August 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Screenshot of Gaza today on Google maps showing an area that’s been updated next to one that hasn’t
Cool I guess it’s officially End of the World Summer
June 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Cool I guess it’s officially End of the World Summer
We need a slur for people like this
June 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
We need a slur for people like this
Truth be told, I can’t breakdance as good as that woman in the olympics we all made fun of last year
May 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Truth be told, I can’t breakdance as good as that woman in the olympics we all made fun of last year
Remember when there was a horrible virus killing people all over the world and massive riots all over the country, and Cardi B was like hey btw my pussy is extremely wet
May 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Remember when there was a horrible virus killing people all over the world and massive riots all over the country, and Cardi B was like hey btw my pussy is extremely wet
I made a cake for the first time in my life and it’s really good and I have the prouds
May 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I made a cake for the first time in my life and it’s really good and I have the prouds
Cannibal Corpse karaoke hits different
May 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Cannibal Corpse karaoke hits different
I take hope in the fact that the people trying to establish a fascist state are also so incredibly stupid and bad at everything that they will fail miserably.
May 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I take hope in the fact that the people trying to establish a fascist state are also so incredibly stupid and bad at everything that they will fail miserably.
The name Great Depression implies there’s a shitty depression and I’m pretty sure that’s where we’re headed
April 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The name Great Depression implies there’s a shitty depression and I’m pretty sure that’s where we’re headed
One of the most impossibly difficult things to do when you’re high on cocaine is open a tiny ziplock bag. Who the fuck came up with this system?
April 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
One of the most impossibly difficult things to do when you’re high on cocaine is open a tiny ziplock bag. Who the fuck came up with this system?
Maaaaaaaaaaan I wish Bluesky would take off
April 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Maaaaaaaaaaan I wish Bluesky would take off
People my age are so stupid. We DrAnK fRoM tHe HoSe
Shut the fuck up man
Shut the fuck up man
April 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
People my age are so stupid. We DrAnK fRoM tHe HoSe
Shut the fuck up man
Shut the fuck up man
I saw one pull into a crowded Trader Joe’s parking lot and the people inside looked like so stupid I couldn’t believe the whole scene was real
April 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I saw one pull into a crowded Trader Joe’s parking lot and the people inside looked like so stupid I couldn’t believe the whole scene was real
If I ever meet one of those vampires that’s like really old, I’m gonna be like damn how the hell did you avoid garlic for 1000 years?
April 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If I ever meet one of those vampires that’s like really old, I’m gonna be like damn how the hell did you avoid garlic for 1000 years?
This woman is a fucking demon
Bondi on Boasberg: "Those inmates, those violent gang members, those violent alien enemies will remain in El Salvador. He cannot get them back, so his jurisdiction is over ... going forward, these terrorists better look out."
April 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This woman is a fucking demon
In case anyone needs to know, you can still get Covid and it still sucks!
April 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
In case anyone needs to know, you can still get Covid and it still sucks!
I don’t always get sick, but when I do, I make sure it’s the nicest day of the year. Also I remember to injure my ribs so it’s painful to be in bed all day 💯
April 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I don’t always get sick, but when I do, I make sure it’s the nicest day of the year. Also I remember to injure my ribs so it’s painful to be in bed all day 💯
Somebody tell this man there are reputable hair stylists in his area
April 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Somebody tell this man there are reputable hair stylists in his area
Taking solace in the fact that this attempt at a fascist takeover of America is being propagated by the most incompetent people ever
March 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Taking solace in the fact that this attempt at a fascist takeover of America is being propagated by the most incompetent people ever
I really liked that time when the United States left Greenland the fuck alone for 250 years
March 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I really liked that time when the United States left Greenland the fuck alone for 250 years
Put a little mutter on those bashed potatoes
March 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Put a little mutter on those bashed potatoes
Awwww I just saw my first shirtless smoking skinny meth bro of the season
March 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Awwww I just saw my first shirtless smoking skinny meth bro of the season