Just Cruisin
@justcruisintoo.bsky.social
I drink whisky, play guitar and know things. DT and the GOP can fuck off for all eternity.
Right, so I very rarely drink alcohol, and when I do, it's Scotch Single Malt Whisky. Tonight, I had one (1) shot of this and I'm feeling tipsy. One. Shot.
Granted, it's 60.7% but still.. I'm such a lightweight 😂
Granted, it's 60.7% but still.. I'm such a lightweight 😂
March 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Right, so I very rarely drink alcohol, and when I do, it's Scotch Single Malt Whisky. Tonight, I had one (1) shot of this and I'm feeling tipsy. One. Shot.
Granted, it's 60.7% but still.. I'm such a lightweight 😂
Granted, it's 60.7% but still.. I'm such a lightweight 😂
Doing laundry while rocking out to Eddie, Alex and Wolfgang absolutely killing it and David dialing it in
January 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Doing laundry while rocking out to Eddie, Alex and Wolfgang absolutely killing it and David dialing it in
I just had an epiphany: When you catch yourself taking a dump on the chest of a 37 yo man, while his wife watches, dressed as Harley Quinn, it's probably time to quit drinking
January 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I just had an epiphany: When you catch yourself taking a dump on the chest of a 37 yo man, while his wife watches, dressed as Harley Quinn, it's probably time to quit drinking
Happy New Year!! May 2025 treat you infinitely better than 2024
December 31, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Happy New Year!! May 2025 treat you infinitely better than 2024
Oh alright then.. Just one shot
December 28, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Oh alright then.. Just one shot
Oh ffs.. Why does everything have to be taken as a deliberate insult? Just come back with whatever greeting *your* religion requires and go on with your life.
December 25, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Oh ffs.. Why does everything have to be taken as a deliberate insult? Just come back with whatever greeting *your* religion requires and go on with your life.
Jingle Bells, oils and gels, handcuffs turn me on...
December 21, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Jingle Bells, oils and gels, handcuffs turn me on...
Enjoying a glass of this
November 26, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Enjoying a glass of this
Fitting of the times we live in, yes?
November 25, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Fitting of the times we live in, yes?
Does Trump think running a country is a fucking reality show? The ridiculous picks he's announced point in that direction.
November 23, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Does Trump think running a country is a fucking reality show? The ridiculous picks he's announced point in that direction.
Vacation time. One week of no work, coming right up. w00000t.
November 22, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Vacation time. One week of no work, coming right up. w00000t.
How to annoy your OCD neighbors
November 20, 2024 at 9:59 PM
How to annoy your OCD neighbors
2 days to go....
November 20, 2024 at 9:50 PM
2 days to go....
What's up, BlueSky asks.. well.. I'm off to bed, so until 06.30 CEST Monday morning, the world can go fuck itself. That's about it ☺️
November 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM
What's up, BlueSky asks.. well.. I'm off to bed, so until 06.30 CEST Monday morning, the world can go fuck itself. That's about it ☺️
This has to be a joke. It is just not possible to be this misinformed or ignorant.
November 17, 2024 at 8:27 PM
This has to be a joke. It is just not possible to be this misinformed or ignorant.
This quote has rarely been more relevant than now:
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” – George Santayana
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” – George Santayana
November 17, 2024 at 8:18 PM
This quote has rarely been more relevant than now:
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” – George Santayana
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” – George Santayana
"The stupidest thing humans do is praise God when a child survives a long fall, then turn around and claim God moves in mysterious ways when 10,000's of children die of malnutrition and lack of clean drinking water in 3rd world countries." -Christopher Hitchens (paraphrased for brevity)
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 AM
"The stupidest thing humans do is praise God when a child survives a long fall, then turn around and claim God moves in mysterious ways when 10,000's of children die of malnutrition and lack of clean drinking water in 3rd world countries." -Christopher Hitchens (paraphrased for brevity)
Yee-haw
November 16, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Yee-haw
I will never understand men who pay Dominatrixes to degrade them. Just get married, fold the towels wrong and wash something red with the whites.
November 16, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I will never understand men who pay Dominatrixes to degrade them. Just get married, fold the towels wrong and wash something red with the whites.
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I need to cut back on the time I spend watching youtube vids. I can't afford to keep replacing my facepalm gloves.
November 16, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I need to cut back on the time I spend watching youtube vids. I can't afford to keep replacing my facepalm gloves.
A busdriver was taking retirees on a shopping trip. On the way back, an elderly lady came up and offered him a handful of peanuts. This happened 4-5 times before he asked her why she wasn't eating the peanuts herself. She said, "Oh, we can't chew them, but we LOVE the chocolate covering them."
November 16, 2024 at 2:51 PM
A busdriver was taking retirees on a shopping trip. On the way back, an elderly lady came up and offered him a handful of peanuts. This happened 4-5 times before he asked her why she wasn't eating the peanuts herself. She said, "Oh, we can't chew them, but we LOVE the chocolate covering them."
I'm rarely one to go "I told you so" but in this case, I can't imagine not doing it.
November 15, 2024 at 6:31 PM
I'm rarely one to go "I told you so" but in this case, I can't imagine not doing it.