Just Chris
justchristopher.bsky.social
Just Chris
@justchristopher.bsky.social
Just my bad takes and worse jokes. I actually give a shit about America, that obviously makes me wacky liberal.

I unequivocally stand behind all oppressed people fighting back against a corrupt system.
This is exactly what I had hoped to find here.
October 16, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Overall, doing well. How are you?
October 9, 2023 at 4:41 PM
This is officially stuck in my head for the foreseeable future.
August 28, 2023 at 9:29 PM
🫶
August 2, 2023 at 3:36 PM
It will be worth it once the dust settles. Growing pains are always worth it in the end
August 2, 2023 at 3:33 PM
For real. And I'm going to be starting alimony plus renting and furnishing a whole new place soon.
August 2, 2023 at 3:30 PM
I'm starting to consider where I can tolerate working for a second job...soul departure happens before I get to the applying stage and I just cry for a bit
August 2, 2023 at 3:27 PM
A surprising number of people I know can say the same thing
July 19, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Libertarians only find joy in everybody suffering as long as it isn't government sponsored suffering.
July 14, 2023 at 6:32 PM
I am right there with ya
July 8, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Lol, for sure. That's why I thought the unamused face was perfect
July 7, 2023 at 4:42 PM
😐 Wet perfectly describes it
July 7, 2023 at 2:17 PM
I didn't even realize we couldn't yet 😆
July 6, 2023 at 4:14 PM
I think most of my actions show that's not high on my priority list
July 6, 2023 at 2:54 PM
That's where I'm always like

a) sources ffs?

b) y'all keep trying to kill them wtf do you expect to happen
July 5, 2023 at 2:45 PM
That cheeky bastard
July 5, 2023 at 12:40 PM
Allegedly dead*

-half of the responses if this joke was on Twitter
July 5, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Let me play you a sad little ditty on my tiny violin.
July 4, 2023 at 11:36 PM
You're 2 for 2 on stupid posts. Maybe just go back to Twitter and talk more about how mean it is here.
July 4, 2023 at 9:34 PM