#powercouple

Who the fuck left this one half done!?

I love your country so much

Let it be stated for the record that the benny hill theme was playing during this moment.

We love you dude, take all the time you need for yourself, the right side of history is a tormentuous place to stand. No matter what you choose to do, you’ll always be a (the) beacon of truth and tegridy in the world’s murkiest, most convoluted topic. That’s a legacy worth being so fuckin proud of 💜

Can’t believe I only just found out that Palantir UK is being ran by OSWALD MOSLEY’S GRANDSON.

Fascinating, I just finished my after-lunch work poo, it takes place exclusively within the matrix, but at least it’s on company time

The cubicle across from you is empty 😎

Let the dog and pony show begin

His head should just be one oblong tumour by now

Oh to be a fly on the wall for this dude’s daily routine, I wanna know exactly what he’s doing to look like that.

I feel like a giant needle would be way more cost effective than a tiny fuckin camel

I think it’s working ✨

“Yeah this is our 6th high strangeness cruise” - Round elderly couple in matching shirts and visors

If you’re reading this, delete the enigma app. Don’t give these jackals a goddamn thing

Guess they heard the software was targeted at kids.

The absurdity singularity draws nearer

I’d give my left nut to get kicked off Newgrounds again cos someone’s using the landline