The lady at the vet clinic asked my cat "oh, are you a little Pokemon"?

And then it got awkward.

Do I answer for my cat? Do I do a little squeaky voice when I do? AM I NOW EXPECTED TO SPEAK FOR MY CAT?

I just looked at her all confused and then she took the cat away to give her her shots.

Having done a fair bit of ketamine, I can absolutely see how it can break your reality if you're not careful about it (I did it under medical supervision and it was still extremely disorienting)

Rationalism makes a lot more sense once you realize all their proponents are unmoored from reality

Did we buy him a cat wheel because we love him?

No, it's because we're jealous he gets to loaf all day and we want him to feel the inescapable death cycle of capitalism as well.

I know Democrats essentially t-balled every horrific thing that Trump is now able to do, but he's so awful that I do find myself missing when they were uselessly in power.

Here's a picture of my daughter with Joe Biden, such nostalgia

In case anyone was beinng wilfully obtuse about that salute today—it's absolutely what everyone with any shred of honesty says it was.

Proverbs 11:10

When it goes well with the righteous, the city rejoices,
and when the wicked perish, there is jubilation.

They didn't teach us this in school, but it's never too late to learn.

Learn your history, fight back against the deep state

Ok, nevermind, I just saw a bunch of old people (and one couple in their 20s) playing pétanque—maybe let's keep the woke mind virus

2,000 yeara ago, this was a gladiatorial arena—a place where crowds 15,000 strong cheered dismemberment, carnage, and gruesome death.

Today it's just a bunch of children playing soccer, being happy—disgusting!

Look at what the woke agenda has done to the Roman Empire.

I finally deleted my Twitter app over this.

Absolutely disgusting

Do it