Captain Catpain
@justbiteitoff.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🇮🇹Bitz| they/them| Millennial| ''Someone puts children's teeth under my pillow while I sleep, and when I find out who it is, I'm going to ask them to kill me.''
Look at my insufferable beings
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Look at my insufferable beings
This is how I enjoy spending my free time.
If I had any
If I had any
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is how I enjoy spending my free time.
If I had any
If I had any
I'm ignoring the panic and dread and fear and anxiety I'm ignoring it
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm ignoring the panic and dread and fear and anxiety I'm ignoring it
Btw you should listen to SIAMÉS songs and watch their videos. It is required. By the law. I would know.
November 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Btw you should listen to SIAMÉS songs and watch their videos. It is required. By the law. I would know.
Anyway I'm sexy as hell and everyone loves me and I can do no wrong and I have a perfect grip on reality
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Anyway I'm sexy as hell and everyone loves me and I can do no wrong and I have a perfect grip on reality
I take it all back I will let old men have me. I will let one old man have me.
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I take it all back I will let old men have me. I will let one old man have me.
Fall fall falling
October 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Fall fall falling
Pay attention to the song in the background
October 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Pay attention to the song in the background
My god I need to piss so bad
October 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My god I need to piss so bad
Not enough characters to make an original post smh
September 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Not enough characters to make an original post smh
Disrespectful bitchass spider lives in my bathroom rent free but she still won't stop webbing where I keep telling her not to
September 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Disrespectful bitchass spider lives in my bathroom rent free but she still won't stop webbing where I keep telling her not to
They both hated this and they deserved it
September 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
They both hated this and they deserved it
So sad. Very tragic.
August 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So sad. Very tragic.
I like that response.
August 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I like that response.
I'm sorry, WHAT?! That has to be a mistake, right? Let me just see what's up- WHAT?!?!????? With the shipping on the side too what???????
August 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm sorry, WHAT?! That has to be a mistake, right? Let me just see what's up- WHAT?!?!????? With the shipping on the side too what???????
Choking her evilly
August 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Choking her evilly
So happy to get footed
August 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
So happy to get footed
Soft and tender and haunted by the horrors
August 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Soft and tender and haunted by the horrors
I put on a bit of eyeliner trying to look like some rock star but instead I just suddenly look like my mom
August 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I put on a bit of eyeliner trying to look like some rock star but instead I just suddenly look like my mom
Becoming rooster
August 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Becoming rooster
I remembered I have gel pens and while writing on the wall wouldn't be a good idea (and it'd come out awful with gel pens) I could still do evil
August 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I remembered I have gel pens and while writing on the wall wouldn't be a good idea (and it'd come out awful with gel pens) I could still do evil
All the other girlies are envious of her style
August 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
All the other girlies are envious of her style