This is the new playbook:
Commit misconduct -> claim persecution -> sue the government -> cash out.

If this becomes normalized, every corrupt official will try to hit taxpayers with their legal bills. And yet somehow, almost no one is talking about it.

So now it’s not just Trump insiders filing these make-believe “victim” lawsuits sitting Senators are backing this scheme too, helping turn accountability into a cash-grab. They break the law, cry “persecution,” and then try to bill the American people for it.

Her lawyer told The Times, ‘Power imbalances can be about age, but they can also be financial. My client had little economic security, which allowed for financial leverage over her.’

Its getting hard isn't it onion? We are in so unbelievable times we got to do Hitler was a fern jokes because the real shit is more crazy.