Papi Pastrami
@justakarp.bsky.social
He/Him
Scrum-lord. Aspiring flat-earther
Four on the floor makes me a hoor
evanlaudel.com
Scrum-lord. Aspiring flat-earther
Four on the floor makes me a hoor
evanlaudel.com
I have this in a coffee table book, along with my other tie for best far side panel
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I have this in a coffee table book, along with my other tie for best far side panel
Oh no I Full Moon doinked... they're coming for me
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh no I Full Moon doinked... they're coming for me
I knew this piece of shit and for once i couldn't get the year...
September 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I knew this piece of shit and for once i couldn't get the year...
doctor i trust more than rfk jr
September 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
doctor i trust more than rfk jr
Never heard of 'im
September 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Never heard of 'im
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
July 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
I just want my warrany to either give me a new couch part or give me the store credit they promised (valued at $700)
June 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I just want my warrany to either give me a new couch part or give me the store credit they promised (valued at $700)
Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Me in the national security team group chat
Oh no, mine isn't car.
If you see this, post your lock screen
If you see this, post your lock screen
March 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Oh no, mine isn't car.
If you see this, post your lock screen
If you see this, post your lock screen
Ironically, her wedding ring is kept in a compass locket
March 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Ironically, her wedding ring is kept in a compass locket
Help im being attacked and my phone storage is full again
March 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Help im being attacked and my phone storage is full again
Im making a D&D campaign for the first time. Trying to write a story, draw some art of characters/beasts. Making maps. Making playlists per area. Making sound bytes for specific actions and moments. Feeling inspired.
And yet. I feel like its all one big ruse to get people to tell me I'm pretty
And yet. I feel like its all one big ruse to get people to tell me I'm pretty
March 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Im making a D&D campaign for the first time. Trying to write a story, draw some art of characters/beasts. Making maps. Making playlists per area. Making sound bytes for specific actions and moments. Feeling inspired.
And yet. I feel like its all one big ruse to get people to tell me I'm pretty
And yet. I feel like its all one big ruse to get people to tell me I'm pretty
Filling my pellet bowl before jumping back on the wheel
March 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Filling my pellet bowl before jumping back on the wheel
Damn phone was dim and in selfie mode apparently...
Zis never 'appens, i swear
Zis never 'appens, i swear
February 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Damn phone was dim and in selfie mode apparently...
Zis never 'appens, i swear
Zis never 'appens, i swear
Ill never buy photoshop cause the crudely done work is always funnier to me
February 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ill never buy photoshop cause the crudely done work is always funnier to me
Aw this bowtie is just like how i tie the real thing
February 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Aw this bowtie is just like how i tie the real thing
I swear the last 3 times ive had abelton open this weekend some stupid bullshit has distracted me from an idea to better a song. Namely my dog tater needs contant attention and to be left alone, always at the wrong times for either.
February 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I swear the last 3 times ive had abelton open this weekend some stupid bullshit has distracted me from an idea to better a song. Namely my dog tater needs contant attention and to be left alone, always at the wrong times for either.
Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy but aren’t selfies.
February 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy but aren’t selfies.
oops i left this up the whole time i was making a demo
February 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
oops i left this up the whole time i was making a demo
Thinking about adding some neutrons to hydrogen but i hear clicking now. Anyone else heatr that?
January 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Thinking about adding some neutrons to hydrogen but i hear clicking now. Anyone else heatr that?
For some reason, the map of this weekends OUTDOOR gig (45F forecast) has me thinking i need to DJ more pop but also more snow songs. Whats a snow song?
January 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
For some reason, the map of this weekends OUTDOOR gig (45F forecast) has me thinking i need to DJ more pop but also more snow songs. Whats a snow song?