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Papi Pastrami
@justakarp.bsky.social
He/Him
Scrum-lord. Aspiring flat-earther
Four on the floor makes me a hoor
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I have this in a coffee table book, along with my other tie for best far side panel
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Oh no I Full Moon doinked... they're coming for me
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Pathetic
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I knew this piece of shit and for once i couldn't get the year...
September 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
doctor i trust more than rfk jr
September 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Never heard of 'im
September 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
July 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
June 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I just want my warrany to either give me a new couch part or give me the store credit they promised (valued at $700)
June 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Oh no, mine isn't car.
If you see this, post your lock screen
March 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ironically, her wedding ring is kept in a compass locket
March 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Help im being attacked and my phone storage is full again
March 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Im making a D&D campaign for the first time. Trying to write a story, draw some art of characters/beasts. Making maps. Making playlists per area. Making sound bytes for specific actions and moments. Feeling inspired.

And yet. I feel like its all one big ruse to get people to tell me I'm pretty
March 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Filling my pellet bowl before jumping back on the wheel
March 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Damn phone was dim and in selfie mode apparently...
Zis never 'appens, i swear
February 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Ill never buy photoshop cause the crudely done work is always funnier to me
February 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Aw this bowtie is just like how i tie the real thing
February 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I swear the last 3 times ive had abelton open this weekend some stupid bullshit has distracted me from an idea to better a song. Namely my dog tater needs contant attention and to be left alone, always at the wrong times for either.
February 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy but aren’t selfies.
February 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
oops i left this up the whole time i was making a demo
February 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Thinking about adding some neutrons to hydrogen but i hear clicking now. Anyone else heatr that?
January 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
For some reason, the map of this weekends OUTDOOR gig (45F forecast) has me thinking i need to DJ more pop but also more snow songs. Whats a snow song?
January 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM