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Word nerd | Adopted | Puns | gamer | bi-lingual | dog mom |
USMC | TG☕
So, yeah it's been a little stressful lately and I decided to make some peanut brittle because I can.

However, I gotta wait for the pain meds to kick in. While I was doing the prep work, I cut the shit out of my thumb on the bottle of corn syrup. It's plastic.. Awesome!
January 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I was scrolling through a friends wall and realized (after laughing at a pun she'd posted) that I forgot #MondayPunday this week.

To be fair, its been busy as heck! So here, have a two-fer for your mental health. Enjoy the groan.
January 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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🚨🚨🚨URGENT! Anyone have a direct line to Merrick Garland who can tell him to do his fucking job and overrule MAGA JUDGE CANNON and release the damning Jack Smith report on Trump so we can all know what kind of slime is slithering into the oval office?

Pls share far & wide!
GARLAND: RELEASE THE REPORT!!!
GARLAND: RELEASE THE REPORT!!!
GARLAND: RELEASE THE REPORT!!!
GARLAND: RELEASE THE REPORT!!!
GARLAND: RELEASE THE REPORT!!!
GARLAND: RELEASE THE REPORT!!!
GARLAND: RELEASE THE REPORT!!!
GARLAND: RELEASE THE REPORT!!!
GARLAND: RELEASE THE REPORT!!!
January 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Call and demand the 14th amendment is upheld.

202-225-3121 to reach the House of Representatives

202-224-3121 to reach Senators.

#USProtests #3E #14thNow
January 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Obscene wealth is a mental illness.
January 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It's #MondayPunday time. Thought I'd go with animal puns today. Make it a good one!
December 30, 2024 at 3:11 PM
It is silly. Sound on. Never knew birds were so cute.

v.redd.it/cfdp41z82y9e1
From the funny community on Reddit: A daily endorphins for y’all
Posted by psycholanatic - 129 votes and 6 comments
v.redd.it
December 30, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Wow, I am covered in flour and just had a moment where I told someone to stop side seat baking BUT the ninja bread boys & sugar cookies are baked & in their boxes waiting to be iced. Tomorrow 3 more batches of cookies.

Getting ready for Santa one day at a time.

#feelingaccomplished
a white plate with christmas cookies on it and the words merry christmas
ALT: a white plate with christmas cookies on it and the words merry christmas
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December 19, 2024 at 2:34 AM
A Haiku inspired by my first sip of coffee

joyous wakefullness
warm traditions keep me sane
I love you coffee
December 18, 2024 at 12:27 PM
It's #MondayPunday and I love terrible puns. here's 2 for you that combine the dad joke with a pun. Hilarious.
December 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Oh snap.. I almost forgot #MondayPunday

I added an extra funny to go with the holiday humor. Neither was done by me and I wish I knew the OG authors because I would point you at them, but I dont.

Enjoy
December 10, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Go google (or youtube) Dick Van Dyke & Coldplay. Umm, you might want some kleenex.

You're welcome.
December 8, 2024 at 9:49 PM
a hundred percent!
December 7, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Spot. F'ing. ON!
2 things.

1) This is from CHAT GPT - READ IT

2) Then look at the incoming administration and try and tell me IM FUCKING WRONG
December 6, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Maybe, and hear me out on this, just maybe health insurance companies should a) NOT BE TRADED ON THE FUCKING stockmarket and b) should be required to be a non profit or just folded into Medicare.

Healthcare for profit leads to traumatized or dead patients.
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
December 5, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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😘
December 3, 2024 at 9:43 PM
@kierstenwarren.bsky.social Hey, how is your sister doing? I know she had surgery recently & I was thinking about y'all last night sending hope & healing her way.
December 3, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 8:23 PM
So..its time for #MondayPunday. Lets see what I have in my folder. Oooh an oldie but goodie. Enjoy friends. Nerd puns are the best
December 2, 2024 at 2:15 PM