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Just A Comet
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An odd fellow who steams a good ham
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A parody of the WB channel and its mascot, Michigan J. Frog, as depicted by The Simpsons
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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George Lucas answering your question
Big Daddy throwing Ralph at regular daddy
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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New policy just dropped
The Mamdani campaign text saying Free Cabs for Cuties
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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SISKO SICKO SPIRIT ISLAND SICKO TURNING RED SICKO CLASSIC SICKO
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Ms. Hoover stating that she didn’t know we could do that.
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I could shoot a man at the top of Hill Valley and no one would care
Alternate timeline Biff Tannen telling Marty that he owns the police
October 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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SICKOS except its Ben Sisko
October 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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United States Air Force officer expressing a desire for the U.S. to have a device known as "the doomsday machine."
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Fascists have no good story ideas
ITYSL focus group guy
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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An office with a From Software text overlay saying WORK PRAISED
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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SICKOS
Greg from Over the Garden Wall at a window
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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“Lol, lmao” said the scorpion
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Rebecca Bunch being lifted in a chair as people implore her to remember that we [the Jewish people] suffered
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Various prisoners in Cook County Jail explaining that he had it coming.
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Make it look like this guy
The Simpsons, featuring a guy on a show called People Who Look Like Things, looking like a Jack-o-lantern
October 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Been playing a lot of FINAL GIRL this spooky season. There are very few dud killers/locations, but dang did they hit it out of the park with the initial Friday XIII box. Sleek and deadly.
An in-progress game of Final Girl
October 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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A castle in Ireland
A castle on a cliff in Ireland
October 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Sideshow Bob noting that the above joke has been oversimplified for comedic purposes, so don’t point it out.
October 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Americans in 1945: No more Nazis!
Americans in 2025:
Lionel Hutz noting that his ad was punctuated improperly and making changes.
October 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The Patrick Cosmos “everybody is 12 now” skeet
October 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Mr. Plow commercial, but using terms related to a papal conclave
October 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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You know what I don’t see??
Abbie Hoffman’s book Steal This Book
September 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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BREAKING: Generals will now be required to drag some bullet-ridden bloody corpse into the Pentagon every five years to renew their soldier’s license.
A screenshot of the IMDb quotes page for In The Loop. It details an exchange in which a politician chides a general for not being a real soldier because he hasn’t seen combat in a long time, and the general responding that the Army doesn’t require officers to kill people in order to remain officers.
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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"Wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different than what's happening?"
James Woods in Videodrome
September 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM