parsons
@just-a-parsnip.bsky.social
singer / songwriter / music therapy student / music director / omnichord owner and making it everyone else's problem
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@just-a-parsnip.bsky.social
· Aug 13
fluoxetine is a beautiful name for a baby girl 💕
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The first cat who ever played.
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The first cat who ever played.
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the concept of "ego death" is so funny, like men really had to invent a term for realizing other people have feelings
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
the concept of "ego death" is so funny, like men really had to invent a term for realizing other people have feelings
the real actual final question on my exit interview document... my only two options are "yes" or "yes but not really"
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
the real actual final question on my exit interview document... my only two options are "yes" or "yes but not really"
Asked my mom how many pokemon she could name off the top of her head
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Asked my mom how many pokemon she could name off the top of her head
Flashback to the great yogurt massacre of 2023
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Flashback to the great yogurt massacre of 2023
truly wild that the president of the united states is also the country's most dangerous terrorist.
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
truly wild that the president of the united states is also the country's most dangerous terrorist.
pls someone smarter than me explain what it is they're planning w/ the epstein files this feels so dirty
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
pls someone smarter than me explain what it is they're planning w/ the epstein files this feels so dirty
fired for having the zoomies at work
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
fired for having the zoomies at work
risking another write-up at work to prompt genai to make me a video of my cat telling me she loves me in english
i asked chatgpt to generate a message to my boss asking if i could leave work early cuz i miss my cat
it told me it cannot and will never understand the meaning of companionship and love, and also that any time i may save by using AI is not my own and is intended to be invested back into my company
it told me it cannot and will never understand the meaning of companionship and love, and also that any time i may save by using AI is not my own and is intended to be invested back into my company
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
risking another write-up at work to prompt genai to make me a video of my cat telling me she loves me in english
it also alerted my boss to my activity and now im getting an AI-generated write-up as i type this.
i asked chatgpt to generate a message to my boss asking if i could leave work early cuz i miss my cat
it told me it cannot and will never understand the meaning of companionship and love, and also that any time i may save by using AI is not my own and is intended to be invested back into my company
it told me it cannot and will never understand the meaning of companionship and love, and also that any time i may save by using AI is not my own and is intended to be invested back into my company
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
it also alerted my boss to my activity and now im getting an AI-generated write-up as i type this.
i asked chatgpt to generate a message to my boss asking if i could leave work early cuz i miss my cat
it told me it cannot and will never understand the meaning of companionship and love, and also that any time i may save by using AI is not my own and is intended to be invested back into my company
it told me it cannot and will never understand the meaning of companionship and love, and also that any time i may save by using AI is not my own and is intended to be invested back into my company
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i asked chatgpt to generate a message to my boss asking if i could leave work early cuz i miss my cat
it told me it cannot and will never understand the meaning of companionship and love, and also that any time i may save by using AI is not my own and is intended to be invested back into my company
it told me it cannot and will never understand the meaning of companionship and love, and also that any time i may save by using AI is not my own and is intended to be invested back into my company
sooooo the ppl who are allowing djt to deny federal orders to release SNAP funds are DEFINITELY in the epstein files right?
November 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
sooooo the ppl who are allowing djt to deny federal orders to release SNAP funds are DEFINITELY in the epstein files right?
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i could have sworn bro was already dead y'all are pulling the biggest prank right now
November 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i could have sworn bro was already dead y'all are pulling the biggest prank right now
to all the folks who wanna complain about the time change and it getting darker earlier - this may be the major depressive disorder talking but if you can't find the peace and the joy in the long dark night, im calling that a skill issue
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
to all the folks who wanna complain about the time change and it getting darker earlier - this may be the major depressive disorder talking but if you can't find the peace and the joy in the long dark night, im calling that a skill issue
became a regular at a cafe today so now the only drink I can ever get there for the rest of time is a small americano even if that isn't what I want. im in hell.
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
became a regular at a cafe today so now the only drink I can ever get there for the rest of time is a small americano even if that isn't what I want. im in hell.
facebook memory humbled the fuck outta me with a memory of another bad soup I made 5 years ago this very night.
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
facebook memory humbled the fuck outta me with a memory of another bad soup I made 5 years ago this very night.
I feel like the layman shouldn't just be able to grab this bottle off the shelf and purchase it. I should have had to talk to an associate and spoken their secret code word for them to take me to a backroom for this.
October 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I feel like the layman shouldn't just be able to grab this bottle off the shelf and purchase it. I should have had to talk to an associate and spoken their secret code word for them to take me to a backroom for this.
kiddo in the show I'm music directing told me I sound like a man today.
who needs HRT when you work with kids? they're gender-affirming without even meaning to be.
who needs HRT when you work with kids? they're gender-affirming without even meaning to be.
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
kiddo in the show I'm music directing told me I sound like a man today.
who needs HRT when you work with kids? they're gender-affirming without even meaning to be.
who needs HRT when you work with kids? they're gender-affirming without even meaning to be.
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SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
as soon as u realize that making things like roasted garlic and caramelized onions is actually really easy, "fancy food" starts to sound a lot less impressive.
i was so stoked the first time i poached an egg. and it wasn't even difficult.
i was so stoked the first time i poached an egg. and it wasn't even difficult.
October 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
as soon as u realize that making things like roasted garlic and caramelized onions is actually really easy, "fancy food" starts to sound a lot less impressive.
i was so stoked the first time i poached an egg. and it wasn't even difficult.
i was so stoked the first time i poached an egg. and it wasn't even difficult.
maybe we should ask grok how to solve the climate crisis? did anybody try that yet?
October 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
maybe we should ask grok how to solve the climate crisis? did anybody try that yet?
going around disturbing all the male california pink glow worms and laughing at how faintly they glow
October 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
going around disturbing all the male california pink glow worms and laughing at how faintly they glow