just a holy fool
just-a-holy-fool.bsky.social
just a holy fool
@just-a-holy-fool.bsky.social
Queer brainrot in late capitalism. If the world's burning, act a fool.
"Because Hippocrates isomorphic, therefore trans in America."
Okay but what *really* happened to Times New Roman?

Where did she go, and why is no one asking the tough questions? 👀
July 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don't care about the emotional needs of others and that's why I'm skinny you're welcome America.
July 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
nothing makes me hornier than when I get a pdf and it's already searchable
July 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
please remember this has never been about anything except the distribution of resources
July 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
For those of you looking to create generational wealth, remember this important tip: they will always have more money than you. Why? Because you work. You can't own capital if you're busy making it. So just have it from the start. For more hot financial advice, tune in next week...

#finance #wealth
July 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“There’s almost nothing about this bill that I’m going [to] have a hard time explaining to the district,” said Rep. Jared Golden (D-Maine), who represents a district Trump won by 9 points. “This is a giant tax giveaway to wealthy people. Everyone fucking knows it.”

www.politico.com/news/2025/07...
Dems are gearing up to weaponize Trump’s megabill
House Democrats see an opportunity to expand the battleground, going on offense into red areas across the country and recruiting candidates deep into Republican territory.
www.politico.com
July 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's never too late to have fun in the sun ☀️
July 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
rationalists can't handle my red hot american pussy
July 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I would give up my voting rights forever if it meant Latrice Royale could be president for 30 days and fix this shit. #politics #government #dragrace #Medicaid
a woman in a blue dress holding a microphone and a fan
Alt: Latrice Royale in a blue dress fanning herself. She is playing a mock newscaster and holding a microphone. A storm is green-screened in the background.
media.tenor.com
June 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Santa Ono got paid $1.3 million a year to write emails with ChatGPT.

"AI is fundamentally changing how we work."

🎵ooooooh there ain't no other way 🎵

#AI #UMichigan #highered

www.chronicle.com/article/stat...
Vying for U. of Florida Presidency, Santa Ono Embraced Conservative Positions. It Didn’t Work.
The former University of Michigan president’s bid to take over the top job in Gainesville ended in dramatic fashion at a contentious meeting of the State University System of Florida’s Board of Govern...
www.chronicle.com
June 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"She was wearing a white wig with white highlights. Not silver on white, white on white. And she was ready to gather the girls"

🎵 oooooh there ain't no other way 🎵
June 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Idk why Trump sent the Marines to L.A.

If he'd sent me, the protesters would have been too busy orgasming. Can't march if you're slipping on cum.

#Trump #LosAngeles
June 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
How white women with undiagnosed personality disorders are just given carte blanche in education, petty admin, and domestic life is the next big thing anthropologists should look into (if there's any left after Trump is done with higher ed) #anthropology #society #whitewomen #highered #Trump
June 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Is anyone else disturbed that Sabrina Carpenter is using "slow" as an insult in her latest song? Like fuck men, but we don't have to bring developmental disability into it genius.com/Sabrina-carp... #SabrinaCarpenter #music #song #lyrics
Sabrina Carpenter – Manchild
“Manchild” is a country-influenced synth-pop song by Sabrina Carpenter. It is presumed to be the lead single of her seventh album. It follows the deluxe edition of her sixth album
genius.com
June 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This has nothing to do with retaliation against China. This is just a fucking racist asshole getting rid of Chinese students because he can. Literally everyone in China has ties to the Chinese Communist Party.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/u...
U.S. Will ‘Aggressively’ Revoke Visas of Many Chinese Students, Rubio Says
www.nytimes.com
May 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Attention no one my drag persona is now "Habeus Corpus." It's a rich white lady with lip fillers and no law degree. #politics #Trump #drag #queer

www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem struggles to define habeas corpus at Senate hearing
"Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country," Noem said. “That’s incorrect,” a Democratic senator responded.
www.nbcnews.com
May 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"Because Hippocrates isomorphic, therefore trans in America."

In this dissertation I will argue...
May 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
No bra. No panties. No rights. No safety. #politics
May 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I am truly surprised every day that not one single person has used their real American U.S. dollars to put me on TV.
May 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Lexi?
I think you mean Alexandra Rhubarb Magoo.
She's so expensive she can't see you.
(Poor).
May 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Have you ever received a practical tip from a fellow educator? 👀 #education
May 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Someone tried to correct my German the other day.

She/them didn't know that Dktr. Sigmund Freud Von Wissenschaft personally pissed in my mouth and that was the closest thing I got to a baptism. Go back to Duolingo the bird didn't teach you right. #Duolingo #German #languages
May 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Being a successful American woman on TV, I'm always asked what advice I have for young people. Like most good advice, it's simple: being ugly is a choice.

Fix the mug sis.
May 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Universities rn:

"Religious studies, you've got the spirit, but tonight you did not make us believe. Gender studies, your runway presentation gave us biological woman, but your main challenge left us dysphoric. I'm sorry my dears..."

#DragRace #education #university
April 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I (a natural blonde) tell my boss (an American) everyday: perfect is the enemy of the good. I can solve world hunger or wear a bra, but not both.
April 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM