@jushijiu.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, Papa, coach, fan, lousy golfer, good cook, bourbon/wine afficionado. Traveler/foodie. Fluent in movie quotes and song lyrics. A head full of worthless trivia.
"Quiet, quiet piggy"
Seriously. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
Seriously. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"Quiet, quiet piggy"
Seriously. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
Seriously. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
So, is Brent Pry done yet?
September 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
So, is Brent Pry done yet?
Has anyone thought to ask Ukraine if they even want Donnie speaking on their behalf?
August 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Has anyone thought to ask Ukraine if they even want Donnie speaking on their behalf?
The Cubs June Swoon is a month late. 🙄
July 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Cubs June Swoon is a month late. 🙄
Shohei Ohtani called out on a brutally bad strike three call by Sean Barber. Maybe this is what it will take to get electronic strike zones. Can't kill the Golden Goose of baseball.
July 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Shohei Ohtani called out on a brutally bad strike three call by Sean Barber. Maybe this is what it will take to get electronic strike zones. Can't kill the Golden Goose of baseball.
Based on my experience this morning with my water softener after a power outage due to storms last night, can we unplug the US and plug it back in?
May 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Based on my experience this morning with my water softener after a power outage due to storms last night, can we unplug the US and plug it back in?
POTUS argues that the 14th amendment was intended only for the children of slaves after the Civil War and should, therefore, be abolished. Who should tell him that the 2nd amendment was intended only to arm a militia to fight the Red Coats in 1775? So logically...
May 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
POTUS argues that the 14th amendment was intended only for the children of slaves after the Civil War and should, therefore, be abolished. Who should tell him that the 2nd amendment was intended only to arm a militia to fight the Red Coats in 1775? So logically...
Gotta love this part of the NFL draft. Fans going nuts on camera over their favorite team drafting somebody they have never heard of.
April 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Gotta love this part of the NFL draft. Fans going nuts on camera over their favorite team drafting somebody they have never heard of.
Cory Booker just launched his presidential campaign. If he needs a VP, I'll do it.
April 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Cory Booker just launched his presidential campaign. If he needs a VP, I'll do it.
Home from an amazing vacation in Playa del Carmen.
March 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Home from an amazing vacation in Playa del Carmen.
To all the Canadians posting about refusing to come to the US and not spend money here. Please know that I would love to "like" them all, I just simply don't have the time! Elbows Up, Canada.
March 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
To all the Canadians posting about refusing to come to the US and not spend money here. Please know that I would love to "like" them all, I just simply don't have the time! Elbows Up, Canada.
Duke up by 30 in the second half. Cooper Flagg should not be in the game.
March 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Duke up by 30 in the second half. Cooper Flagg should not be in the game.
Anybody check to see how many shares of Boeing he or his children bought before the announcement?
March 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Anybody check to see how many shares of Boeing he or his children bought before the announcement?
"Paradise" on Hulu. Watch it. Trust me. Watch it.
March 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"Paradise" on Hulu. Watch it. Trust me. Watch it.
All hail Canadian Red Carpets!!!
March 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
All hail Canadian Red Carpets!!!
So, Canada has pulled all U.S. Bourbon from its shelves in response to the 25% tariffs, and bourbon manufacturers are mad at Canada?!?!?!?!
I am no longer sure that water is wet.
I am no longer sure that water is wet.
March 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So, Canada has pulled all U.S. Bourbon from its shelves in response to the 25% tariffs, and bourbon manufacturers are mad at Canada?!?!?!?!
I am no longer sure that water is wet.
I am no longer sure that water is wet.
He really doesn't know how tariffs work, does he? He is a lot of things, but he really doesn't come from smart.
February 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
He really doesn't know how tariffs work, does he? He is a lot of things, but he really doesn't come from smart.
My wife is heading out to lunch with friends, leaving me alone with the freshly baked banana bread. I cannot he held responsible for what happens next. She knows better.
February 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My wife is heading out to lunch with friends, leaving me alone with the freshly baked banana bread. I cannot he held responsible for what happens next. She knows better.
Adam Sandler's 50 years of SNL song - I knew Chris Farley and Norm McDonald had to be coming... but hearing his voice crack when he got to them in the song still broke me.
February 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Adam Sandler's 50 years of SNL song - I knew Chris Farley and Norm McDonald had to be coming... but hearing his voice crack when he got to them in the song still broke me.
We are going to Mexico for vacation in March. Is the safest play to start walking now?
February 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
We are going to Mexico for vacation in March. Is the safest play to start walking now?
I'm putting this here so I can prove I said it. Within the next 4 years, Kid Rock will be a Kennedy Center Honoree. What have we become?
February 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm putting this here so I can prove I said it. Within the next 4 years, Kid Rock will be a Kennedy Center Honoree. What have we become?
Dear never-watched-a-football-game-in-my-life people. We get it - you're not watching the Super Bowl. I hope you have a good day, every day, not just today because you've announced to us your plans to not do something. Go outside and play, take a picture, and share it. That would be interesting.
February 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Dear never-watched-a-football-game-in-my-life people. We get it - you're not watching the Super Bowl. I hope you have a good day, every day, not just today because you've announced to us your plans to not do something. Go outside and play, take a picture, and share it. That would be interesting.
Somebody please throw a TD pass out of the "Tush Push" formation.
January 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Somebody please throw a TD pass out of the "Tush Push" formation.
Barkley running into the field to celebrate Shipley's touchdown is my favorite thing so far today.
January 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Barkley running into the field to celebrate Shipley's touchdown is my favorite thing so far today.
For the record, I am rooting for the Bills today.
Let's take a look at the numbers: Roughing the Passer calls/game JA .311 PM .237 RP/100 attempts .936 PM .636 %RP on 3rd down JA 31.58% PM 29.93%. Go ahead and hate KC because of recent success, but notion preferential treatment is boring and false.
Let's take a look at the numbers: Roughing the Passer calls/game JA .311 PM .237 RP/100 attempts .936 PM .636 %RP on 3rd down JA 31.58% PM 29.93%. Go ahead and hate KC because of recent success, but notion preferential treatment is boring and false.
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
For the record, I am rooting for the Bills today.
Let's take a look at the numbers: Roughing the Passer calls/game JA .311 PM .237 RP/100 attempts .936 PM .636 %RP on 3rd down JA 31.58% PM 29.93%. Go ahead and hate KC because of recent success, but notion preferential treatment is boring and false.
Let's take a look at the numbers: Roughing the Passer calls/game JA .311 PM .237 RP/100 attempts .936 PM .636 %RP on 3rd down JA 31.58% PM 29.93%. Go ahead and hate KC because of recent success, but notion preferential treatment is boring and false.