roleplay is phenomenal lmfao you can't script this shit

i don't know any other game in which you could try to clean up a puddle on the floor, and blow up in the process

BECAUSE THAT LITERALLY HAPPENED IN THE TUTORIAL I WATCHED LMFAO

so I finally tried Space Station 14.

i now roleplay a French lizard bartender. i wear a red beret and i have a horrific accent. i mix the most alcoholic drinks known to space and intoxicate the entire crew. i talk with my customers, shake their hands, and sever my limbs in the process.

it's good

fono's cave has been tweaked again

love me, hate me, say what you want about meee....

greetings, fellow biped

COMEEE BREAK ME DOWNNN

kill