Mike Jurney
@jurney.bsky.social
New Mexican, New Yorker, Dad, SRE, Gardener.
This image for me has been like the "honk if you like pizza" bumper sticker in a way. I see the same thing, seems bad, but I'd never have thought about it again if other people hadn't be so vocally horrified. A reminder that maybe I don't see the word the same way most do.
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This image for me has been like the "honk if you like pizza" bumper sticker in a way. I see the same thing, seems bad, but I'd never have thought about it again if other people hadn't be so vocally horrified. A reminder that maybe I don't see the word the same way most do.
I guess I mostly used them for cheese like that before I caught a milk allergy, but for garlic we got this one years ago before it got rebranded and doubled in price
October 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I guess I mostly used them for cheese like that before I caught a milk allergy, but for garlic we got this one years ago before it got rebranded and doubled in price
Unsolicited pick pic...
October 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Unsolicited pick pic...
Manifesting over here.
August 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Manifesting over here.
Among the many wonderful sights had in the Catskills this weekend
July 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Among the many wonderful sights had in the Catskills this weekend
I stand corrected in Reno.
July 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I stand corrected in Reno.
Feeling sluggish and fuzzy in this 8-person meeting aaaaand...
June 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Feeling sluggish and fuzzy in this 8-person meeting aaaaand...
I love spring for many reasons, but I especially love spring for specifically this reason.
June 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I love spring for many reasons, but I especially love spring for specifically this reason.
I worked at Google for a really, really long time. The deep commitment to Getting It Right was what made it such a special place, even moreso than its commitment to serving its users, especially after that commitment started to wane. Seeing this on the first result to my search is so disheartening.
June 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I worked at Google for a really, really long time. The deep commitment to Getting It Right was what made it such a special place, even moreso than its commitment to serving its users, especially after that commitment started to wane. Seeing this on the first result to my search is so disheartening.
I love you, The Onion.
June 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I love you, The Onion.
Had to clear some volunteer garlic out of one of the beds today, which is not a problem for me in any way whatsoever
May 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Had to clear some volunteer garlic out of one of the beds today, which is not a problem for me in any way whatsoever
Met a new kind of frog today when I was out on a hike :)
May 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Met a new kind of frog today when I was out on a hike :)
Mike Lawler is getting press and doing shows, and as a constituent it's nice to see how clearly his condescending, smirking contempt for normal people shines through. But it's incredibly important to also remember that he looks like the kind of guy that eats his victims nipples-first.
May 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Mike Lawler is getting press and doing shows, and as a constituent it's nice to see how clearly his condescending, smirking contempt for normal people shines through. But it's incredibly important to also remember that he looks like the kind of guy that eats his victims nipples-first.
That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
April 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
I got them apple blossom trees...
April 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I got them apple blossom trees...
I ponder my position athwart a precipice...
April 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I ponder my position athwart a precipice...
Hey Mike, ever are you doing just standing there in the garden?
March 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hey Mike, ever are you doing just standing there in the garden?
I posted a bottle of this from my local gas station a while ago and I think I was the only one who laughed
March 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I posted a bottle of this from my local gas station a while ago and I think I was the only one who laughed
In her arrogance and hubris, she had grown beyond her strength and toppled in a smother upon her kin
March 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
In her arrogance and hubris, she had grown beyond her strength and toppled in a smother upon her kin
I got an email from our gym today saying that the aquatic center would be "indefinitely closed." So I figured poop, right? Like a really bad poop incident? Nope.
March 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I got an email from our gym today saying that the aquatic center would be "indefinitely closed." So I figured poop, right? Like a really bad poop incident? Nope.
My kid is gother than yours. A photo of the Pompeii toddler that inspired the project is taped to the window.
February 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
My kid is gother than yours. A photo of the Pompeii toddler that inspired the project is taped to the window.
Of course! We call her "onion duck" but the title is "Madeline", and it's a print from Vicki Sawyer's online shop - www.vickisawyer.com
February 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Of course! We call her "onion duck" but the title is "Madeline", and it's a print from Vicki Sawyer's online shop - www.vickisawyer.com