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JurassicRaptor
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Writer, amateur historian, type-1 Diabetic. 27 yo. He/Him
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An image of a crudely drawn man labeled "2002 box office" with his thinking cap on. He's pointing at Disney's Treasure Planet (2002), which is labeled "Literal coolest thing ever" and he says "This fucking sucks actually".
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Coward
An edited image from the Simpsons made to say "Won't somebody please think of the Pedophile Defenders
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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What a shame. We could have had this but with Jax hampter.
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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An image of a televangelist scammer leaning his head forward and praying "Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me."
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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A scene from Bob's Burgers with Bob (left) and Teddy (right). Bob is on the phone while Teddy shouts out, "They're Playing All the Hits!"
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Gandalf, haggard and sweaty, standing before the mighty flame of the Balrog -- sword and staff in hand. He knows he's about to die.
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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A crudely drawn image of a kitty. It says, incredulously, "you mean the fucking planner??"
October 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Every time I think of this quote from Red Letter Media
An image of Mike Stoklasa from Red Letter Media. He says, "Jimmy Fallon? The only thing he should host is a parasite"
October 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Every time Fallon comes on my dash for something stupid, I have to post this-
An image of Mike Stoklasa from Red Letter Media. He says, quote "Jimmy Fallon? The only thing he should host is a parasite."
October 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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A 3 panel comic. Panel 1: a bear enters a room, saying: "Hey guys! Guess who just got..." Panel 2 & 3: The bear says, in a sing-song voice, "yellllled aaat~!"
September 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Remember: the "smartest" among us simply aren't.
A four panel comic by Jon Baker. Panel 1: a reporter interviewing a football player. The reporter says: "I'm here with tonight's mvp. You just won the super bo! What do you want to say to the world?" Panel 2: the football player snatches the Mike and shouts: "ALEXA, BUY SEX LUBE!" Panel 3: a group of five friends watching the super bowl stare on at their Alexa. Three are horrified, one spits their drink, one laughs. Panel 4: a newspaper. Headline: SUPERBOWL CHAMPS. Sub-headline: "Sex lube sales hit record high"
September 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Evergreen
An image of Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans from Red Letter Media. Mike is quoted as saying: "Jimmy Fallon? The only thing he should host is a parasite." For some reason, the image has been edited to resemble a scene from Iranian state TV.
September 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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He said the exact same thing in 2020
A tweet from Donald Trump in 2020 stating: "The United States of America will be designating ANTIFA as a terrorist organization."
September 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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An image of Toby Fox (UT/DT developer) as a dog, walking while smelling a flower. The text reads: "Conclusion. Well, the game is coming out! Isn't that swell? ..."
August 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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A series of images of Woolie (@wooliewoolz.bsky.social‬) becoming increasingly disturbed by the story taking place. A series of images of Woolie (@wooliewoolz.bsky.social‬) becoming increasingly disturbed by the story taking place. A series of images of Woolie (@wooliewoolz.bsky.social‬) becoming increasingly disturbed by the story taking place. A series of images of Woolie (@wooliewoolz.bsky.social‬) becoming increasingly disturbed by the story taking place.
June 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Everything's better with sound effects
June 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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An edited tweet from @LinkofSunshine that says "People on blusky will really be like "you believe in protesting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a Walmart." And then not firebomb a Walmart."
June 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Wait until you see the stairs to get up to the bathroom.
An image of a staircase. The stairs are small, narrow black bars that are not connected to each other. They look like pieces of steel for an art piece more than a functional stair case. They're the second image result when searching up "leg breaking stairs."
June 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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An image of a cartoonified RuPaul (of RuPaul's Drag Race) saying "hit the slay button" - with slay being written in fancy cursive lettering.
May 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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A scene from Arrested Development between two people. The woman asks "Well, did it work for those people?" The bald man responds: "No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but.... But it might work for us."
May 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Can't have shit in Detroit
An image of the state of Michigan crudely photoshopped into a game boy color. The lower peninsula has the screen and directional pad, the upper peninsula has the two buttons
May 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Fellas, is it a good thing when your country can have their own version of this map?
A world map of "countries at war with Bulgaria in September of 1944" The countries in blue are countries at war with Bulgaria. Bulgaria is in red. Neutral countries are grey. The overwhelming majority of the world is at war with Bulgaria.
April 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Spongebob, apparently
An image of a Spongebob character named Slappy Laszlo. He is a clear parody of Peter Lorre.
March 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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A clipped, edited image of Mr. Waternoose (the main antagonist of Monsters Inc.). He's lunging forward, screaming "I'll kidnap a thousand children before I'll let the Government shut down!"
March 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM