Robert Crawford 💙 🌈
@jurassicpork59.bsky.social
Phoenix. Unforgiving, bisexual woke novelist of historical psychological thrillers. Find my books here: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Robert-Crawford/author/B008MMC2P4?ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true DMs open if you play nice.
The makers of Andor get it.
May 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The makers of Andor get it.
Worst cigarette ad ever.
April 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Worst cigarette ad ever.
Kristi Noem is now officially an undocumented alien.
April 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Kristi Noem is now officially an undocumented alien.
Meme o' the day.
April 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Meme o' the day.
Meme o' the day.
March 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Meme o' the day.
"If only I'd fired more air traffic controllers."
March 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
"If only I'd fired more air traffic controllers."
What a warm feeling it gives me knowing that as of 6 PM tonight, Linda McMahon will literally be the only person working in the Department of Education.
March 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
What a warm feeling it gives me knowing that as of 6 PM tonight, Linda McMahon will literally be the only person working in the Department of Education.
Bottom line: If a white Republican named Greene heckles Joe Biden, no problem.
But if you're a Democratic black man named Green, you get kicked out for heckling a fascist Republican.
Got it.
But if you're a Democratic black man named Green, you get kicked out for heckling a fascist Republican.
Got it.
March 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Bottom line: If a white Republican named Greene heckles Joe Biden, no problem.
But if you're a Democratic black man named Green, you get kicked out for heckling a fascist Republican.
Got it.
But if you're a Democratic black man named Green, you get kicked out for heckling a fascist Republican.
Got it.
Great moments in signage.
March 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Great moments in signage.
Just sayin'...
March 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just sayin'...
King Charles' letter to Trump in its entirety.
March 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
King Charles' letter to Trump in its entirety.
Let's play a game. Pick out the president in this photo.
March 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Let's play a game. Pick out the president in this photo.
What's the difference between organized crime and Donald Trump when they try to shake someone down?
Mafia dons don't do it in front of cameras and microphones.
Mafia dons don't do it in front of cameras and microphones.
February 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
What's the difference between organized crime and Donald Trump when they try to shake someone down?
Mafia dons don't do it in front of cameras and microphones.
Mafia dons don't do it in front of cameras and microphones.
Sexiest. Man. Alive. I can perfectly understand why a half a dozen women would allow
@elonmusk to impregnate them without the aid of Rohypnol.
@elonmusk to impregnate them without the aid of Rohypnol.
February 28, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Sexiest. Man. Alive. I can perfectly understand why a half a dozen women would allow
@elonmusk to impregnate them without the aid of Rohypnol.
@elonmusk to impregnate them without the aid of Rohypnol.
My check dropped today so I did my shopping this afternoon so I could join in the boycott tomorrow.
February 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My check dropped today so I did my shopping this afternoon so I could join in the boycott tomorrow.
Gee, wouldn't it be a shame if this got out and he lost ACX gigs because of his Nazism?
February 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Gee, wouldn't it be a shame if this got out and he lost ACX gigs because of his Nazism?
These were all the people fired by MSNBC today. What do they all have in common?
February 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
These were all the people fired by MSNBC today. What do they all have in common?
Meme o' the day.
February 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Meme o' the day.
Well, America, we could've had a fine Stilton or Brie. Instead, we opted for a dented can of Cheez Whiz a decade past its expiration date. Well played.
February 23, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Well, America, we could've had a fine Stilton or Brie. Instead, we opted for a dented can of Cheez Whiz a decade past its expiration date. Well played.
Yeah, while we're screaming about fraud and waste...
February 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yeah, while we're screaming about fraud and waste...