Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖
@jurassicliz.com
DC. Nerd. Human Trash Panda. Marketing & Content Designer. #ActuallyAutistic #ADHD
I just don’t think my husband is properly appreciating my genius in my bird camera names 😂😂
July 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I just don’t think my husband is properly appreciating my genius in my bird camera names 😂😂
My college cancelled the program I applied to start in the fall after lying to us last week saying the acceptance decisions would just be delayed.
I am so angry and I don't even know where to start complaining.
I am so angry and I don't even know where to start complaining.
July 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My college cancelled the program I applied to start in the fall after lying to us last week saying the acceptance decisions would just be delayed.
I am so angry and I don't even know where to start complaining.
I am so angry and I don't even know where to start complaining.
HEY SO I MADE A THING YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO
June 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
HEY SO I MADE A THING YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO
Me: “I wonder what double rainbow guy is up to now…”
RUINED MY WHOLE DAY
RUINED MY WHOLE DAY
May 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Me: “I wonder what double rainbow guy is up to now…”
RUINED MY WHOLE DAY
RUINED MY WHOLE DAY
The double rainbow in question btw
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
May 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The double rainbow in question btw
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
I can’t believe this is actually how I found out the news when I woke up. What an unserious timeline we are in.
April 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I can’t believe this is actually how I found out the news when I woke up. What an unserious timeline we are in.
Made a 98 on my chemistry test. I’m going to be so insufferable about this.
April 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Made a 98 on my chemistry test. I’m going to be so insufferable about this.
This is the worst headline I’ve ever seen.
April 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This is the worst headline I’ve ever seen.
Uncle Harry’s! It literally tastes so terrible but I’ve never had my gums not bleed and that only took ONE day. I was very skeptical even after reading a ton of reviews, but like all my teeth sensitivity is gone too.
I just ordered their full remineralizing line.
I just ordered their full remineralizing line.
March 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Uncle Harry’s! It literally tastes so terrible but I’ve never had my gums not bleed and that only took ONE day. I was very skeptical even after reading a ton of reviews, but like all my teeth sensitivity is gone too.
I just ordered their full remineralizing line.
I just ordered their full remineralizing line.
If anyone ever said anything like this to me I would simply walk straight into the ocean.
“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
February 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If anyone ever said anything like this to me I would simply walk straight into the ocean.
“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
I've been working on this all day for my podcast cover art. What do we think bluesky?
And what color for the name?
And what color for the name?
February 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I've been working on this all day for my podcast cover art. What do we think bluesky?
And what color for the name?
And what color for the name?
I have come across the most unhinged job posting for a Data Entry Specialist at Leidos.
24/7 on call availability for $44k? Lmao what?!
24/7 on call availability for $44k? Lmao what?!
February 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I have come across the most unhinged job posting for a Data Entry Specialist at Leidos.
24/7 on call availability for $44k? Lmao what?!
24/7 on call availability for $44k? Lmao what?!
Who wants to join my PodJam team and help me create a podcast about spooky cave stuff based on this meme for this year’s competition??
Going to need VA/production help for sure but could also use some writing help!
Going to need VA/production help for sure but could also use some writing help!
February 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Who wants to join my PodJam team and help me create a podcast about spooky cave stuff based on this meme for this year’s competition??
Going to need VA/production help for sure but could also use some writing help!
Going to need VA/production help for sure but could also use some writing help!
GUYS I NEED ALL THE GOOD VIBES AND POSITIVE THOUGHTS
I got this message from the VP of my old company and he wants to bring me back! It was my favorite job I’ve ever had and my husband and I have taken a lot of hits from all sides lately so I really need something good to happen for once.
I got this message from the VP of my old company and he wants to bring me back! It was my favorite job I’ve ever had and my husband and I have taken a lot of hits from all sides lately so I really need something good to happen for once.
February 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
GUYS I NEED ALL THE GOOD VIBES AND POSITIVE THOUGHTS
I got this message from the VP of my old company and he wants to bring me back! It was my favorite job I’ve ever had and my husband and I have taken a lot of hits from all sides lately so I really need something good to happen for once.
I got this message from the VP of my old company and he wants to bring me back! It was my favorite job I’ve ever had and my husband and I have taken a lot of hits from all sides lately so I really need something good to happen for once.
Absolutely insane weather forecast for DC the next 10 days.
February 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Absolutely insane weather forecast for DC the next 10 days.
This is just the first two weeks of my chemistry class.
I’m not going to make it fam.
Going to need societal collapse or revolution or whatever to happen expeditiously (ie before this test on monday)
I’m not going to make it fam.
Going to need societal collapse or revolution or whatever to happen expeditiously (ie before this test on monday)
February 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This is just the first two weeks of my chemistry class.
I’m not going to make it fam.
Going to need societal collapse or revolution or whatever to happen expeditiously (ie before this test on monday)
I’m not going to make it fam.
Going to need societal collapse or revolution or whatever to happen expeditiously (ie before this test on monday)
We were able to trade in our Hyundai and it’s $535 a month payment to lease this shiny new 2024 VW ID.4 S for only $248 a month and the charging is so much cheaper than gas!
It’s going to take so much stress off our shoulders!
It’s going to take so much stress off our shoulders!
January 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
We were able to trade in our Hyundai and it’s $535 a month payment to lease this shiny new 2024 VW ID.4 S for only $248 a month and the charging is so much cheaper than gas!
It’s going to take so much stress off our shoulders!
It’s going to take so much stress off our shoulders!
Just listed LMAO
If this works I’ll die 😂😂
If this works I’ll die 😂😂
January 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Just listed LMAO
If this works I’ll die 😂😂
If this works I’ll die 😂😂
Here is a sleeping floof to brighten up your day!
January 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Here is a sleeping floof to brighten up your day!
The world sucks right now but there are still good things happening!
My ex husband and his fiancé just had a baby this past weekend and it’s so damn cute! I’m so thrilled for them! And my kiddo is so excited to be a big sister!
My ex husband and his fiancé just had a baby this past weekend and it’s so damn cute! I’m so thrilled for them! And my kiddo is so excited to be a big sister!
January 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The world sucks right now but there are still good things happening!
My ex husband and his fiancé just had a baby this past weekend and it’s so damn cute! I’m so thrilled for them! And my kiddo is so excited to be a big sister!
My ex husband and his fiancé just had a baby this past weekend and it’s so damn cute! I’m so thrilled for them! And my kiddo is so excited to be a big sister!
In September my PCM referred me to a plastic surgeon to discuss breast reduction. Surgeon said to lose 20 lbs and we’d talk again in 6 months. But she said it in a way that sounded like she didn’t believe I could do that.
Welp almost 6 months and I’ve lost 30 lbs so far! Finally below 200 again!
Welp almost 6 months and I’ve lost 30 lbs so far! Finally below 200 again!
January 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
In September my PCM referred me to a plastic surgeon to discuss breast reduction. Surgeon said to lose 20 lbs and we’d talk again in 6 months. But she said it in a way that sounded like she didn’t believe I could do that.
Welp almost 6 months and I’ve lost 30 lbs so far! Finally below 200 again!
Welp almost 6 months and I’ve lost 30 lbs so far! Finally below 200 again!
My husband forgot to turn off autopay on our credit card and he doesn’t get paid until Friday. Wells Fargo gives us until midnight Wednesday to put money in the account.
If you can spare anything we’d really appreciate it! And we can pay it back after he is paid if needed.
Venmo/C$: JurassicLiz
If you can spare anything we’d really appreciate it! And we can pay it back after he is paid if needed.
Venmo/C$: JurassicLiz
January 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My husband forgot to turn off autopay on our credit card and he doesn’t get paid until Friday. Wells Fargo gives us until midnight Wednesday to put money in the account.
If you can spare anything we’d really appreciate it! And we can pay it back after he is paid if needed.
Venmo/C$: JurassicLiz
If you can spare anything we’d really appreciate it! And we can pay it back after he is paid if needed.
Venmo/C$: JurassicLiz