life has improved x10 since I move a couple blocks from the farmers market. that’s the secret to happiness, folks
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
life has improved x10 since I move a couple blocks from the farmers market. that’s the secret to happiness, folks
excedrin + vietnamese coffee feels the way i imagine early humans lived on high alert in the wilderness
March 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
excedrin + vietnamese coffee feels the way i imagine early humans lived on high alert in the wilderness
what if we kissed while nibbling both ends of the footlong churro
February 3, 2024 at 6:36 AM
what if we kissed while nibbling both ends of the footlong churro
grandma with gun making a comeback this year
January 18, 2024 at 8:24 PM
grandma with gun making a comeback this year
me when i have a tummy ache
December 31, 2023 at 6:10 AM
me when i have a tummy ache
autocorrect said slut for the holidays
December 15, 2023 at 9:44 PM
autocorrect said slut for the holidays
slept like shit this week. still expected to get work done. don’t they know i’m just a baby?
November 16, 2023 at 10:21 PM
slept like shit this week. still expected to get work done. don’t they know i’m just a baby?
the crunch on this was incredible
November 13, 2023 at 7:54 PM
the crunch on this was incredible
nah bro, human soup isn’t real. it’s just a story they tell to scare kids
November 2, 2023 at 4:50 AM
nah bro, human soup isn’t real. it’s just a story they tell to scare kids
smoking too much weed then eating the pumpkin loaf, come over!
October 11, 2023 at 3:52 AM
smoking too much weed then eating the pumpkin loaf, come over!
the 2 genders according to sclub7
October 6, 2023 at 10:21 PM
the 2 genders according to sclub7
i have a forehead sunburn in the shape of clown arches
September 25, 2023 at 5:52 AM
i have a forehead sunburn in the shape of clown arches
at LEAST 8 times a month
September 3, 2023 at 11:56 PM
at LEAST 8 times a month
if we make plans and you show up earlier than planned this is how you’ll find me
August 25, 2023 at 9:14 PM
if we make plans and you show up earlier than planned this is how you’ll find me
when you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to
August 13, 2023 at 9:34 PM
when you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to
you know the vibes
August 6, 2023 at 8:29 PM
you know the vibes
what is this ad? why is this ad?
July 28, 2023 at 2:44 AM
what is this ad? why is this ad?
this little guy scared the shit out of me. i know he’s harmless but goddam!!
July 23, 2023 at 8:56 PM
this little guy scared the shit out of me. i know he’s harmless but goddam!!
