Jupiter 💜✨
@jupitersees.bsky.social
She/Her • 🌙💜☀️ • Queer • Astrology, Tarot & Numerology, Drawing, Yelling™️, Sociology • ☽♈︎
The only thing I can see in this image is Neptune in Aries and I'm laughing (also, 10/10 username)
January 27, 2026 at 6:48 AM
The only thing I can see in this image is Neptune in Aries and I'm laughing (also, 10/10 username)
lmao you can tell your Editorial Board that I'll be happy for them when JD stops vehemently supporting tearing OTHER people's families down and, quite literally, apart.
January 27, 2026 at 4:47 AM
lmao you can tell your Editorial Board that I'll be happy for them when JD stops vehemently supporting tearing OTHER people's families down and, quite literally, apart.
This is AI. The agent in the foreground doesn't have a head.
January 26, 2026 at 10:32 PM
This is AI. The agent in the foreground doesn't have a head.
Lmfao yeah, where IS his head? Can't even see a face.
January 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Lmfao yeah, where IS his head? Can't even see a face.
They say that I struggle with attention because I'm an Aquarius. But what they don't know is that I have:
Venus = Sun/Jupiter, Jupiter = Sun/Venus, and Sun = Venus/Jupiter.
Venus = Sun/Jupiter, Jupiter = Sun/Venus, and Sun = Venus/Jupiter.
January 21, 2026 at 7:47 AM
They say that I struggle with attention because I'm an Aquarius. But what they don't know is that I have:
Venus = Sun/Jupiter, Jupiter = Sun/Venus, and Sun = Venus/Jupiter.
Venus = Sun/Jupiter, Jupiter = Sun/Venus, and Sun = Venus/Jupiter.
what TF did I do to deserve this, past!me?
WHAT?
WHAT?
January 21, 2026 at 12:23 AM
what TF did I do to deserve this, past!me?
WHAT?
WHAT?
Welcome home, m'dear 😭
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Welcome home, m'dear 😭
They have already made their stance clear in anticipating this very move. In fact, I wouldn't be completely surprised if Machado herself contacted the committee to let them know.
January 15, 2026 at 9:47 PM
They have already made their stance clear in anticipating this very move. In fact, I wouldn't be completely surprised if Machado herself contacted the committee to let them know.
may I submit to you for use:
January 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
may I submit to you for use:
Tulip is an instigator but she never imbues any real heat.
January 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Tulip is an instigator but she never imbues any real heat.
This is about 1/3 of them. They're all over the neighborhood. On roofs, in driveways and trees...haven't seen so many crows in one area in a very long time.
January 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This is about 1/3 of them. They're all over the neighborhood. On roofs, in driveways and trees...haven't seen so many crows in one area in a very long time.
So, I have to be better about resisting the temptation to metaphorically come out of the well and handle mankind with the whip truth.
I love this painting, by the way. I should buy a print and hang it in my office.
I love this painting, by the way. I should buy a print and hang it in my office.
January 12, 2026 at 6:44 PM
So, I have to be better about resisting the temptation to metaphorically come out of the well and handle mankind with the whip truth.
I love this painting, by the way. I should buy a print and hang it in my office.
I love this painting, by the way. I should buy a print and hang it in my office.
Reddit jerk: why tf does all my content suddenly have 0 or -1 votes this is bullshit
me, taking 15 minutes to scroll through their entire roster of comments and posts:
me, taking 15 minutes to scroll through their entire roster of comments and posts:
January 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Reddit jerk: why tf does all my content suddenly have 0 or -1 votes this is bullshit
me, taking 15 minutes to scroll through their entire roster of comments and posts:
me, taking 15 minutes to scroll through their entire roster of comments and posts:
big s/o to suggested Google search results for making me laugh this morning
January 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
big s/o to suggested Google search results for making me laugh this morning
It's giving this energy
January 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
It's giving this energy
You just made me remember a mug that my mom always had her tea in while I was growing up!
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
You just made me remember a mug that my mom always had her tea in while I was growing up!
And this is about when the mail usually comes lmfao
be fuckin for real 😂
be fuckin for real 😂
January 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
And this is about when the mail usually comes lmfao
be fuckin for real 😂
be fuckin for real 😂
Bubby B (b. 2023)
Chaos Embodied: All Gas, No Breaks (2025)
Claws on recycled & treated woodpulp
Chaos Embodied: All Gas, No Breaks (2025)
Claws on recycled & treated woodpulp
December 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Bubby B (b. 2023)
Chaos Embodied: All Gas, No Breaks (2025)
Claws on recycled & treated woodpulp
Chaos Embodied: All Gas, No Breaks (2025)
Claws on recycled & treated woodpulp