Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus
@jupiterquirinus.bsky.social
Standard bearer of the #NAFO First Legion (VEX·LEG·I), Republic of Nafonia Minister for Pizza, Langley cinema projectionist and recreational tankie bonker. Слава Україні
I shot down an F-35
June 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I shot down an F-35
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Inuception.
"A fella is like a virus, resilient, highly dangerous."
"A fella is like a virus, resilient, highly dangerous."
June 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Inuception.
"A fella is like a virus, resilient, highly dangerous."
"A fella is like a virus, resilient, highly dangerous."
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Canine and a Half Weeks.
"How does it feel like to bonk out of control?"
"How does it feel like to bonk out of control?"
June 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Canine and a Half Weeks.
"How does it feel like to bonk out of control?"
"How does it feel like to bonk out of control?"
There's still plenty of cake left. Grab some before it starts glowing
June 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
There's still plenty of cake left. Grab some before it starts glowing
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Licence to Bonk.
The name is Fella. James Fella."
The name is Fella. James Fella."
June 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Licence to Bonk.
The name is Fella. James Fella."
The name is Fella. James Fella."
Happy 1 million day. Marv from catering made a cake (warning: may contain pineapple) in the warehouse as the kitchen wasn't big enough. Sorry, no candles - Marv from 'Elf and Safety said warehouse fire suppression system wouldn't cope with it.
June 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Happy 1 million day. Marv from catering made a cake (warning: may contain pineapple) in the warehouse as the kitchen wasn't big enough. Sorry, no candles - Marv from 'Elf and Safety said warehouse fire suppression system wouldn't cope with it.
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Marv and Silent Marv Strike Back.
"Fuсk Рutіn. Fuсk him up his stupіd ass!"
"Fuсk Рutіn. Fuсk him up his stupіd ass!"
June 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Marv and Silent Marv Strike Back.
"Fuсk Рutіn. Fuсk him up his stupіd ass!"
"Fuсk Рutіn. Fuсk him up his stupіd ass!"
I'm out of the office for 2 days and come back to this pile of pizza invoices? What did I miss?
June 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I'm out of the office for 2 days and come back to this pile of pizza invoices? What did I miss?
Yes I know it's from an old meme but it's a good one!
June 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Yes I know it's from an old meme but it's a good one!
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is The Blues Bonkers.
"We're on a mission from dog."
"We're on a mission from dog."
June 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is The Blues Bonkers.
"We're on a mission from dog."
"We're on a mission from dog."
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Furrest Gump.
"Mama always said, bonking was a part of life."
"Mama always said, bonking was a part of life."
June 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Furrest Gump.
"Mama always said, bonking was a part of life."
"Mama always said, bonking was a part of life."
Fella is sick. I blame Marv from catering
June 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Fella is sick. I blame Marv from catering
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Pawrence of Arabia.
"You're famed throughout the world for bonking in this way and this is the way you should bonk now!"
"You're famed throughout the world for bonking in this way and this is the way you should bonk now!"
June 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Pawrence of Arabia.
"You're famed throughout the world for bonking in this way and this is the way you should bonk now!"
"You're famed throughout the world for bonking in this way and this is the way you should bonk now!"
Sunday brunch in the Langley cafeteria
June 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Sunday brunch in the Langley cafeteria
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Blade Bonker.
"All those moments will be lost in time... like mobiks in mud..."
"All those moments will be lost in time... like mobiks in mud..."
June 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Blade Bonker.
"All those moments will be lost in time... like mobiks in mud..."
"All those moments will be lost in time... like mobiks in mud..."
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Indifella Jones and the Sex Tunnels of Doom.
"Bonk where I bonk, and don't touch anything."
"Bonk where I bonk, and don't touch anything."
June 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Indifella Jones and the Sex Tunnels of Doom.
"Bonk where I bonk, and don't touch anything."
"Bonk where I bonk, and don't touch anything."
What Engels doing
June 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
What Engels doing
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is The Bark Crystal.
"When single shines the triple sun,
And bots retreat from tweeted fun,
What was cope and seethe and spun,
Shall be bonked raw - by Shibes for fun."
"When single shines the triple sun,
And bots retreat from tweeted fun,
What was cope and seethe and spun,
Shall be bonked raw - by Shibes for fun."
June 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is The Bark Crystal.
"When single shines the triple sun,
And bots retreat from tweeted fun,
What was cope and seethe and spun,
Shall be bonked raw - by Shibes for fun."
"When single shines the triple sun,
And bots retreat from tweeted fun,
What was cope and seethe and spun,
Shall be bonked raw - by Shibes for fun."
To those who were surprised that ruZZia couldn't protect its own airfields, just remember "What airdefense doing: the early years"
June 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
To those who were surprised that ruZZia couldn't protect its own airfields, just remember "What airdefense doing: the early years"
Still not nuked? Might have to settle for work as an alternative!
June 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Still not nuked? Might have to settle for work as an alternative!
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Close Encounters of the Furred Kind.
"Do you want me to bonk you? You let go of that fence!"
"Do you want me to bonk you? You let go of that fence!"
June 4, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Close Encounters of the Furred Kind.
"Do you want me to bonk you? You let go of that fence!"
"Do you want me to bonk you? You let go of that fence!"
What was the [redated] night shift doing? Wrong answers only.
June 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
What was the [redated] night shift doing? Wrong answers only.
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Austin Fellas: The Spy Who Bonked Me.
"Are you kidding, baby? I put the bonk in bonker, baby! Yeah!"
"Are you kidding, baby? I put the bonk in bonker, baby! Yeah!"
June 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Austin Fellas: The Spy Who Bonked Me.
"Are you kidding, baby? I put the bonk in bonker, baby! Yeah!"
"Are you kidding, baby? I put the bonk in bonker, baby! Yeah!"
I have a feeling it's going to be another "interesting" day
June 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I have a feeling it's going to be another "interesting" day