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junowillbark.for-a.click
Juno 🏳️‍⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
@junowillbark.for-a.click
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Juno 🐶 - she/her - 30 - London (UK 😞)
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pfp alt text: a white woman with dirty blond, curly hair, wearing a black collar with a tag reading "JUNO"
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this is me, if you even care
a deer plushie
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
the guy from a clockwork orange with a speech bubble underneath
January 8, 2026 at 6:10 AM
junowillbark.for-a.click
buying one of these so I can rage scream about work without annoying my neighbours
amazon listing for beltbox vocal dampener
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
hacking my praise kink with a sticker chart

self-improvement is easy
calendar showing the 6th with a pink star sticker on it
January 7, 2026 at 1:10 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
love my new desk setup, but I wish I could have my bookshelves behind me so I can expose my colleagues to the growing collection of slightly off-putting (mostly trans) literature on them
a bookshelf with books from Eliza Clark, Gretchen felker-martin, Alyson greaves, etc loosely arranged in colour order
January 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
inb4
tiktok screenshot showing a video by "thekid", over thekids face is text at the top of the screen that reads "NEW YEARS RESOLUTION" and the caption reads "I decided I'm gonna be the one to do it ."
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
junowillbark.for-a.click
my precious boy 😢
a very sad-faced black cat
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
wine drubk
me, wine drunk
December 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
brb, changing my name to Rigid Grippers
quote from the article: "manipulation across diverse objects, but they often lack the output force and stability of rigid grippers. Developing fingers that deliver high force while delicately handling small or fragile objects remains a key challenge. Here, we design a humanoid finger"
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
junowillbark.for-a.click
sorry, couldn't resist
the quoted post, edited to read: "You're wasting one of life's most beautiful gifts if you never bark"
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
we all start somewhere 🏳️‍⚧️
me with short, (badly) dyed blond hair in a long black skirt and white tee, with hoodie and denim jacket me in a silky, beige cowl neck dress with long curly hair, looking like a greek goddess, my feet and some people in the background have been blurred out
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
😳
Ripley holds call by the neck, the subtitles read "I can make it stop"
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
re-watching alien resurrections for completely chaste, normal reasons
that shot from alien resurrection where Ripley holds calls face
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
my boy was getting freaky in the 50s
sheet music above a piano, it is titled "The Masochism Tango" words and music by Tom Lehrer. the copyright is listed as 1958 & 1968. the below lyrics are visible in the photo: I ache for the touch of your lips, dear But much more for the touch of your whips, dear You can raise welts like nobody else As we
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
if bluesky existed in 1929 and Magritte posted this shit, 85% of the comments would just be:

ResistMom88🌊: "This was a question on Trump's dementia test lol"

SirJokeMisser69: "This is literally a pipe though?"

ALiteral12YearOld: "Wow, just say you love to gaslight people!! wtf?!"
a painting of a pipe above the text "Ceci c'est pas une pipe"
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
junowillbark.for-a.click
cat acquired, everything is a little better
goodnight x
photo of me in bed with a black cat smashed into the crook of my neck
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
junowillbark.for-a.click
my orange maestro

I was very impressed until I realised he had activated a demo mode on my piano that I didn't know existed
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
started reading this last night and enjoying it so far, it feels a bit more focused than Cuckoo or even Manhunt
book cover of Black Flame by Gretchen Feller-Martin. the background is red, it shows a negative image of someone screaming with a burning strip of film over the top half of their face
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
junowillbark.for-a.click
face + scent
a selfie of me on the ice, my hair is up apart from my curly bangs, I'm wearing a black studded collar and a hello kitty tee a bottle of Prada virtual flower
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
precious
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
clippy saying: looks like you're trying to solve a problem with the British state, have you considered regicide?
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
junowillbark.for-a.click
emperor Hirohito of Japan with a speech bubble
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
junowillbark.for-a.click
remember to enjoy my posts 50% more to correct for my time zone handicap

oh and don't forget the specific 0.75x multiplier I deal with for being British
time zone map, zoomed in on the UK at UTC 0
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
sad 😢
old IBM doc that has been edited to read "a computer can never be held a computer must never"
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
junowillbark.for-a.click
fine, I'll do it manually
screenshot of the Android notification settings screen showing bluesky, with the sound set to "dog-clicker_lygBqAk"
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM