Second day of school and another kid has taken my youngest's backpack home 🫠

Hi hello I forgot this app existed 🖤

Watch the cursed trio attempt to stay on task renovating a museum!

I'm sorry if you followed me for a specific reason. One weeks I have my kids it'll all be dumb shit my kids do. And on weeks I don't have them it'll be stream shit. Love yall.

Parenthood is listening to your 5 year old count to 100 over and over again on the drive home.

Why my children insist on speaking at a volume consistent with rallying the troops every morning ill never understand

I'm out of coffee and have no car to get to the store 🫠

What if I just... posted here a bunch then disappeared off the platform like i do everything else?

Spent the last month watching a bunch of old movies with my bestie and ive never been happier tbh