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juniverse1.bsky.social
🌟june bigdicka🌟
@juniverse1.bsky.social
they/she 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌟 queer 🌟 23 🌟 just a normal girl with a normal life 🌟
Oupy?
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It took me a bunch of tries to get this right, I'm not used to this app
March 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
our dark mother the sea has run out of it" so you're like "this place sucks there's nothing dialectical or material about this food I'm leaving" (6/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"what's in the girl milkshake?" and contrapoints is like "das ewig weibliche, the archetype of the eternal feminine" and you're like "and wtf is that made of" and philosophy tube says "oestrogen, with an O, cause I'm bri'ish" and then contrapoints is like "actually we don't have any *E*strogen (5/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
i need to speak to your manager" so then she calls over @theabigailthorn.bsky.social and she's like "yeah the husswirl milkshake is not really a milkshake, only the subjective construal of a milkshake, the meaning of a milkshake. I can replace it with a girl milkshake!" and you're like (4/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
So then you get your food and you notice the large fries are the same as the medium fries cause the sizes are evenly distributed, and then the milkshake just tastes like subjectivity. So you tell ContraPoints "this milkshake just tastes like the aboutness of a milkshake, (3/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Then she's like "a cream cheese hegel? We don't have any hegels, because we're out of bread tubes. But you should try the cinnamon husswirl milkshake, it's a super fucking good milkshake." And you're like "okay I'll get one of those, with some Will To Powerade." (2/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
our dark mother the sea has run out of it" so you're like "this place sucks there's nothing dialectical or material about this food I'm leaving" (6/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
contrapoints is like "das ewig weibliche, the archetype of the eternal feminine" and you're like "and wtf is that made of" and philosophy tube says "oestrogen, with an O, cause I'm bri'ish" and then contrapoints is like "actually we don't have any *E*strogen, (5/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
so then she calls over theabigailthorn.bsky.social and she's like "yeah the husswirl milkshake is not really a milkshake, only the subjective construal of a milkshake, the meaning of a milkshake. I can replace it with a girl milkshake!" and you're like "what's in the girl milkshake?" and (4/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
and you notice the large fries are the same as the medium fries cause the sizes are evenly distributed, and then the milkshake just tastes like subjectivity. So you tell ContraPoints "this milkshake just tastes like the aboutness of a milkshake, i need to speak to your manager" (3/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"a cream cheese hegel? We don't have any hegels, because we're out of bread tubes. But you should try the cinnamon husswirl milkshake, it's a super fucking good milkshake." And you're like "okay I'll get one of those, with some Will To Powerade." So then you get your food (2/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
the sea has run out of it" so you're like "this place sucks there's nothing dialectical or material about this food I'm leaving" (6/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
and contrapoints is like "das ewig weibliche, the archetype of the eternal feminine" and you're like "and wtf is that made of" and philosophy tube says "oestrogen, with an O, cause I'm bri'ish" and then contrapoints is like "actually we don't have any Estrogen, our dark mother (5/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
manager" so then she calls over @theabigailthorn and she's like "yeah the husswirl milkshake is not really a milkshake, only the subjective construal of a milkshake, the meaning of a milkshake. I can replace it with a girl milkshake!" and you're like "what's in the girl milkshake?"(4/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
So then you get your food and you notice the large fries are the same as the medium fries cause the sizes are evenly distributed, and the milkshake just tastes like subjectivity. So you tell ContraPoints "this milkshake just tastes like the aboutness of a milkshake, i need to speak to your (3/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Then she's like "a cream cheese hegel? We don't have any hegels, because we're out of bread tubes. But you should try the cinnamon husswirl milkshake, it's a super fucking good milkshake." And you're like "okay I'll get one of those, with some Will To Powerade." (2/6)
March 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM