Juniper Hale • DC • Baltimore • Philly
juniperhale.bsky.social
Juniper Hale • DC • Baltimore • Philly
@juniperhale.bsky.social
Your fave flower farmer and alt girlfriend
Juniperhale@proton.me
$juniperhalexo
Throne: Juniperhalexo
My namesake herb and I have a lot in common:
-easy to wrap your hands around
-smells intoxicating
-comes best tied up with string 😇
What are your favorite parts of Juniper?
I’m available this week wherever herbs are grown, if you ask nicely 😘🌻
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Feeling the Autumn / femme fatale vibes today… who wants to cuddle up with hot tea and this hottie 😈 (I’m so sorry for the terrible pun) — availability this weekend and next week for cozy dates, puns not included
October 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Met some new friends today, human and insect alike! Peep this little swallowtail caterpillar friend on a bronze fennel plant. I’ll be in Baltimore/DC the rest of the week, give me an excuse to get out of the garden 🌻💕
August 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Have a date with myself & a favorite gallery in DC tomorrow morning… so, I have rare last minute availability for a lunch or dinner date, reach out to me tonight and let me be your muse tomorrow? 🌻
July 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Slight change of plans & staying closer to home for the rest of the month, DC and Baltimore I’m all your 💕 My York & Tysons patrons, feel free to reach out also. Richmond, Philly and beyond— I’ll see you in early August (reach out soon, my schedule is quickly filling up for next month)
July 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Tried to take a lowkey selfie on the train and got a dirty look, so feet pic it is! DC today, York tomorrow, Baltimore/DC this weekend and RICHMOND on the 14th-15th. Most of my time is spoken for, reach out if you want to steal me away for a midday tryst or evening date 🌻
July 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Have some rare & unexpected availability tonight, hosting in BWI/Baltimore 🌻💕
June 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hosting in Baltimore/BWI area tonight, take me to (or for) dinner? 🌻😈
June 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Dispatches from the garden— my plants and I are very much in bloom 😌🌻 I’ll be in Alexandria/Tysons area tomorrow afternoon/evening, let’s play?
May 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hosting in DC tomorrow and have time for an afternoon fling, join me?
May 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Early birthday present from my girls, finally laying after a longgggg winter 🥰 (Birthday is on Friday, if you’re wondering👀)
February 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Catching the train from DC is my moment of zen— I’ll be back in DC on Friday, unless someone convinces me otherwise 😘
February 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’m a sucker for vintage couches & men’s sweaters… In Baltimore tomorrow, DC on Monday afternoon — come get cozy with me?😘💜
January 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Excited to be back in DC early next week — I have a little time for one or two new (or old!) friends, reach out 💕
January 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Some pre-date light reading on this chilly Wednesday evening — I adore a quiet bar, with a drink & book to myself 🤓🌱 anyone else re-reading stuff they should have paid more attention to in college?
December 5, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Lazy sunshine lounging // admin day— scheduling out my December and January, limited availability so reach out asap if you want to see me before 2025 💜
November 26, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 3:46 PM