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IT’S A JUNGLE OUT THERE! Let me help navigate through the wilderness of life, politics, tech, and science with humor, logic, and common sense - to plot a path out of this quagmire, extinguish gaslighting, and overcome oligarchy and authoritarianism.
Deck the Halls with plausible deniability. Feliz Navidoubt! 🎄
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Deck the Halls with plausible deniability. Feliz Navidoubt! 🎄
Trickle-down economics. The imaginary tariff rebate checks are coming soon, so get ready to upgrade your double-wides, MAGA 🙃
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Trickle-down economics. The imaginary tariff rebate checks are coming soon, so get ready to upgrade your double-wides, MAGA 🙃
The buck stops here!
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This is all John Roberts’ fault
Trump owes his corrupt and abusive reign to one man.
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November 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The buck stops here!
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COURT REJECTS BACK-ROOM CARTOGRAPHY!
Texas’s Gerry-mandate of their Gerry-mangled districts was ruled racially biased and tossed for the midterms. CA Prop 50 shows Gerry-matters when voters decide - rather than trying to simply redraw democracy with a Sharpie.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/18/p...
Texas’s Gerry-mandate of their Gerry-mangled districts was ruled racially biased and tossed for the midterms. CA Prop 50 shows Gerry-matters when voters decide - rather than trying to simply redraw democracy with a Sharpie.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/18/p...
Federal court bars Texas from using new Republican-friendly US House map in midterms | CNN Politics
A federal court Tuesday blocked Texas from using its newly drawn congressional map in next year’s midterms, ruling that the map is likely an unconstitutional racial gerrymander.
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November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
COURT REJECTS BACK-ROOM CARTOGRAPHY!
Texas’s Gerry-mandate of their Gerry-mangled districts was ruled racially biased and tossed for the midterms. CA Prop 50 shows Gerry-matters when voters decide - rather than trying to simply redraw democracy with a Sharpie.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/18/p...
Texas’s Gerry-mandate of their Gerry-mangled districts was ruled racially biased and tossed for the midterms. CA Prop 50 shows Gerry-matters when voters decide - rather than trying to simply redraw democracy with a Sharpie.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/18/p...
Egg prices are starting to come down as the effects of the bird flu-driven supply shock fade and production recovers — though prices remain elevated and risks remain. However, the facts plainly show that many other grocery staples have gotten more expensive this year.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/07/p...
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Fact check: Trump falsely claims it’s only beef, but dozens of groceries have gotten more expensive this year | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump keeps saying beef is the only grocery product that has gotten more expensive during his second presidency.
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November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Egg prices are starting to come down as the effects of the bird flu-driven supply shock fade and production recovers — though prices remain elevated and risks remain. However, the facts plainly show that many other grocery staples have gotten more expensive this year.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/07/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/07/p...
Congrats to our new Governors-elect of New Jersey and Virginia, Mikie Sherrill and Abigail Spanberger.
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Congrats to our new Governors-elect of New Jersey and Virginia, Mikie Sherrill and Abigail Spanberger.
I’m glad something was done, but these two men are playing both arsonist and firefighter. Biden laid a lot of the groundwork for this peace deal and had it not been for Bibi and Bimbo undermining the plan for their own political fortunes, it would have been done prior to much unnecessary suffering.
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m glad something was done, but these two men are playing both arsonist and firefighter. Biden laid a lot of the groundwork for this peace deal and had it not been for Bibi and Bimbo undermining the plan for their own political fortunes, it would have been done prior to much unnecessary suffering.
While the world obsesses over petty wars and invisible gods, Mother Earth’s screams go unheeded by media and government. I fear that by the time the #ClimateCrisis becomes a kitchen table issue, dinner will be served on a raft. #CoralReefs #DoomWithAView #NoPlanetB
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The planet has entered a ‘new reality’ as it hits its first climate tipping point, report finds | CNN
The widespread death of coral reefs is the first in a series of catastrophic and potentially irreversible tipping points the world may hit, according to a landmark report produced by 160 scientists ac...
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October 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
While the world obsesses over petty wars and invisible gods, Mother Earth’s screams go unheeded by media and government. I fear that by the time the #ClimateCrisis becomes a kitchen table issue, dinner will be served on a raft. #CoralReefs #DoomWithAView #NoPlanetB
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It’s rather infuriating that the mainstream media has gone into a reality TV frenzy over 47’s long overdue cease-fire deal and release of 20 living, but 28 dead hostages (including 2 dead Americans), while Biden barely got any credit for his cease-fire deal and 148 total living hostages freed.
October 13, 2025 at 9:25 AM
It’s rather infuriating that the mainstream media has gone into a reality TV frenzy over 47’s long overdue cease-fire deal and release of 20 living, but 28 dead hostages (including 2 dead Americans), while Biden barely got any credit for his cease-fire deal and 148 total living hostages freed.
Look at what this AI archeologist unearthed. Chiseling away at morality one Commandment at a time!
September 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Look at what this AI archeologist unearthed. Chiseling away at morality one Commandment at a time!
September 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
He’s also renaming the Pacific, The Terrific Ocean! 🤣
August 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
He’s also renaming the Pacific, The Terrific Ocean! 🤣
Awesome Newsom!
August 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Awesome Newsom!
All hype, no bite. This summit collapsed into a nothing burger.
August 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
All hype, no bite. This summit collapsed into a nothing burger.
History and Article IV’s Guarantee Clause makes clear that a state’s governor cannot remove members of the legislature. No governor has ever claimed such power. It runs against the full history of Texas and American democracy as a whole.
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Governors Can Not Remove Elected Legislators. Period.
A democracy must have an independent legislature. Only voters elect and unelect representatives.
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August 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Yes, sex scandals deserve justice. But should tantalizing tabloid tales always dominate, even as we fry the planet? Cities burn, seas rise, ecosystems collapse, and we rage-scroll. If we willfully trade Goldilocks Earth for a pervert parade, the attention economy isn’t just broken — it’s bankrupt 🌎
July 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Yes, sex scandals deserve justice. But should tantalizing tabloid tales always dominate, even as we fry the planet? Cities burn, seas rise, ecosystems collapse, and we rage-scroll. If we willfully trade Goldilocks Earth for a pervert parade, the attention economy isn’t just broken — it’s bankrupt 🌎
Slashing Fed. agencies like FEMA, NOAA, and NWS have real-world consequences. Texas flood warnings that went unacknowledged, overlooked, ignored, or undelivered, show the cost of understaffing and losing subject matter experts, exactly what critics warned would happen.
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Schumer demands investigation of Trump Weather Service vacancies in wake of Texas flooding
Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer (N.Y.) is demanding that the Commerce Department’s inspector general investigate vacancies at National Weather Service offices and whether they increased the …
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July 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Slashing Fed. agencies like FEMA, NOAA, and NWS have real-world consequences. Texas flood warnings that went unacknowledged, overlooked, ignored, or undelivered, show the cost of understaffing and losing subject matter experts, exactly what critics warned would happen.
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
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Will MAGA swallow this Big Bankrupt Betrayal, a.k.a. The Big Billionaire Buffet?
July 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Will MAGA swallow this Big Bankrupt Betrayal, a.k.a. The Big Billionaire Buffet?
Pathetic obvious lying. Is this the new normal? Would Sen. Cassidy care to respond?
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Kennedy denies lying to Sen. Bill Cassidy about vaccine panel | CNN
Rep. Kim Schrier accused US Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. of lying about promises not to make changes to the CDC’s Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices.
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June 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Pathetic obvious lying. Is this the new normal? Would Sen. Cassidy care to respond?
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I dreamed of the Age of Aquarius. Instead, history will remember us as drunken monkeys—hoarding bananas, terrified of death and divinity alike, chainsawing the branch beneath our feet, faithfully electing liars as leaders, mistaking charlatans for saviors. Who, exactly, put the brakes on evolution?
June 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I dreamed of the Age of Aquarius. Instead, history will remember us as drunken monkeys—hoarding bananas, terrified of death and divinity alike, chainsawing the branch beneath our feet, faithfully electing liars as leaders, mistaking charlatans for saviors. Who, exactly, put the brakes on evolution?
Lies, damn lies, and complete delusions. How is this normal?
www.cnn.com/2025/06/10/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/06/10/p...
Fact check: Trump makes multiple false claims to the troops at Fort Bragg | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump made a series of false claims to members of the military on Tuesday in a partisan and combative speech at Fort Bragg in North Carolina.
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June 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Lies, damn lies, and complete delusions. How is this normal?
www.cnn.com/2025/06/10/p...
www.cnn.com/2025/06/10/p...
Over the river and through the woods,
To Mike Johnson’s House they go;
Two blind mice, skating thin ice,
Through chaos and political show.
Over the wire and into a storm,
Big egos thunder and blow.
With truth undermined,
The blind lead the blind,
And over the cliff they go!
To Mike Johnson’s House they go;
Two blind mice, skating thin ice,
Through chaos and political show.
Over the wire and into a storm,
Big egos thunder and blow.
With truth undermined,
The blind lead the blind,
And over the cliff they go!
June 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Over the river and through the woods,
To Mike Johnson’s House they go;
Two blind mice, skating thin ice,
Through chaos and political show.
Over the wire and into a storm,
Big egos thunder and blow.
With truth undermined,
The blind lead the blind,
And over the cliff they go!
To Mike Johnson’s House they go;
Two blind mice, skating thin ice,
Through chaos and political show.
Over the wire and into a storm,
Big egos thunder and blow.
With truth undermined,
The blind lead the blind,
And over the cliff they go!
Word of the day: Schmegettification.
America desperately needs some right now!
America desperately needs some right now!
May 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Word of the day: Schmegettification.
America desperately needs some right now!
America desperately needs some right now!
Americans have been so gaslighted by this regime, we practically glow in the dark. At this rate, we might as well export gaslighting as renewable energy. Shill, baby, shill!
May 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Americans have been so gaslighted by this regime, we practically glow in the dark. At this rate, we might as well export gaslighting as renewable energy. Shill, baby, shill!
Never-mind the immorality. Donny Two Dolls wants to spend $45 - $92 million dollars of taxpayer money on a military parade in a show of military muscle. Diplomatic experts say this actually projects weakness to foreign adversaries. The truly strong don’t need to put on a show of strength or means.
May 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Never-mind the immorality. Donny Two Dolls wants to spend $45 - $92 million dollars of taxpayer money on a military parade in a show of military muscle. Diplomatic experts say this actually projects weakness to foreign adversaries. The truly strong don’t need to put on a show of strength or means.