Derek Junges
@jungesgonom.bsky.social
Midwest-grown Denverite. 30. That's all you need to know.
America elected an aging Boomer for President and is surprised his handlers have to take him on a golf cart ride to settle him down every afternoon that he screams for Ivana.
April 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
America elected an aging Boomer for President and is surprised his handlers have to take him on a golf cart ride to settle him down every afternoon that he screams for Ivana.
If we’re moving towards an era where freedom of religion is not interpreted as freedom from religion, there’s going to be a lot of angry Christians annoyed by my lectures on natural selection, evolution, and the implications of them on modern human behavior when they tell me about God.
March 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If we’re moving towards an era where freedom of religion is not interpreted as freedom from religion, there’s going to be a lot of angry Christians annoyed by my lectures on natural selection, evolution, and the implications of them on modern human behavior when they tell me about God.
If the Department of Education goes bye bye, does that mean all student loans are forgiven since the lender no longer exists? 🤔
February 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
If the Department of Education goes bye bye, does that mean all student loans are forgiven since the lender no longer exists? 🤔
It’s hilarious that conservatives thought winning would stop us from calling them racists.
February 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It’s hilarious that conservatives thought winning would stop us from calling them racists.
If your loved one dies because of federal denial of medical coverage, blame Donald Trump.
If I die because of federal denial of medical coverage, catapult my body into the Oval Office.
If I die because of federal denial of medical coverage, catapult my body into the Oval Office.
February 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
If your loved one dies because of federal denial of medical coverage, blame Donald Trump.
If I die because of federal denial of medical coverage, catapult my body into the Oval Office.
If I die because of federal denial of medical coverage, catapult my body into the Oval Office.
If your federal benefits request gets denied, hold onto all correspondence. I would be surprised if the courts upheld a denial moved by an unelected official that Congress gave no authority to personally handle such denials.
February 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If your federal benefits request gets denied, hold onto all correspondence. I would be surprised if the courts upheld a denial moved by an unelected official that Congress gave no authority to personally handle such denials.
You know you lost when you have to post still frames of your political opponents supposedly doing a Nazi salute.
January 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
You know you lost when you have to post still frames of your political opponents supposedly doing a Nazi salute.
A bunch of Congressional Republicans are going to show they don't have as much courage as the Founders like they claim they do when they vote to confirm Patel, aren't they?
December 1, 2024 at 3:44 PM
A bunch of Congressional Republicans are going to show they don't have as much courage as the Founders like they claim they do when they vote to confirm Patel, aren't they?
We can only hope that they are too stupid to understand U.S. federal criminal law that only the minions they put on the courts will have a reason to grant them a hearing.
December 1, 2024 at 2:10 AM
We can only hope that they are too stupid to understand U.S. federal criminal law that only the minions they put on the courts will have a reason to grant them a hearing.
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My brother-in-law took one (1) class on ornithology in undergrad so he gets to spend the rest of his life receiving texts from me asking him to identify various birds I saw
November 30, 2024 at 3:58 PM
My brother-in-law took one (1) class on ornithology in undergrad so he gets to spend the rest of his life receiving texts from me asking him to identify various birds I saw
I just can't wait for the mediocre individuals who voted for Trump to realize their mediocrity when they can't afford those eggs anymore due to tarrifs and have to resort to tofu.
November 30, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I just can't wait for the mediocre individuals who voted for Trump to realize their mediocrity when they can't afford those eggs anymore due to tarrifs and have to resort to tofu.
Chicagoans are our little piece of UK here in the U.S. and seeing them rant about the timeout only makes me smile that we have our own dental-diverse populous willing to call out BS over 30 seconds of a sports game.
November 29, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Chicagoans are our little piece of UK here in the U.S. and seeing them rant about the timeout only makes me smile that we have our own dental-diverse populous willing to call out BS over 30 seconds of a sports game.
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New Secretary of the Navy looks like a cookie cutter Mar a lago hanger on-er
November 27, 2024 at 2:00 PM
New Secretary of the Navy looks like a cookie cutter Mar a lago hanger on-er